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IF YOU have a stutter, refrain from saying the word 'ghost'. Otherwise people will think there is one behind them.

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HUGELY improve the processing speed of your PC by burying your head in your hands and whispering "Come on, for fuck's sake."   

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REDUCE preparation time when making a spicy vegetable & quinoa laksa by simply buying a bag of chips & getting over yourself.

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A WHOOPEE cushion filled with gravy adds a hilarious new dimension to a rather tiresome practical joke.

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Save money at Christmas by returning last year's cards to the sender with the simple inscription "Same to you".

Apey 

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REGISTER with Groupon if you too enjoy deleting eight emails every morning.

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FEELING lonely/bored? Just change your Facebook profile picture to that of an ultrasound scan.

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RECREATE the experience of listening to Radio 1 by putting saucepans into a tumble dryer while a stranger fails to make you laugh

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RECREATE a family “Come Dine With Me” by rummaging through your mother’s knicker drawer then slagging off her apple crumble.

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DOUBLE the battery life of an iPhone by putting the fucking thing down

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Increase the post count on s.....oh, AFFS 

[Barman]

Especially....

HUGELY improve the processing speed of your PC by burying your head in your hands and whispering "Come on, for fuck's sake."

 

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Especially....

HUGELY improve the processing speed of your PC by burying your head in your hands and whispering "Come on, for fuck's sake."

 

     But it works every time like     

[Barman]

Especially....

HUGELY improve the processing speed of your PC by burying your head in your hands and whispering "Come on, for fuck's sake."

 

     But it works every time like     

 

It is exactly what I say too.... I must have read it in a manual somewhere.... 

[apc2010]