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Just One More · « **Reply #375 on:** February 14, 2015, 03:03:34 PM »

FOOL people into thinking you have a social life by going offline for a few hours.

Just One More · « **Reply #376 on:** February 14, 2015, 03:04:01 PM »

VEGETARIANS. Looking for a tasty alternative to meat? There isn't one. Eat meat. For fuck's sake.

Just One More · « **Reply #377 on:** February 14, 2015, 03:04:39 PM »

PRETEND you're a cat by only ever doing a shit at your neighbour's house.

Just One More · « **Reply #378 on:** February 14, 2015, 03:05:06 PM »

GET THE ‘tea tree shower gel’ experience by pouring mouthwash over your head and squirting toothpaste in your eyes and arse.

Just One More · « **Reply #379 on:** February 14, 2015, 03:05:30 PM »

STUDENTS. Save money on expensive Bombay Mix by just tipping your keyboard upside down and eating what comes out.

Barman · « **Reply #380 on:** February 14, 2015, 03:10:44 PM »

GET THE ‘tea tree shower gel’ experience by pouring mouthwash over your head and squirting toothpaste in your eyes and arse.

Barman · « **Reply #381 on:** February 14, 2015, 03:11:31 PM »

PHARMACISTS. Pretend to be skilled medical professionals by taking 30 minutes to put a packet of antibiotics in a bag.

Oh yes

apc2010 · « **Reply #382 on:** February 14, 2015, 11:31:47 PM »

Baldy · « **Reply #383 on:** February 15, 2015, 09:01:09 AM »

Steve · « **Reply #384 on:** February 15, 2015, 10:48:32 AM »

Darwins Selection · « **Reply #385 on:** February 15, 2015, 12:54:31 PM »

All splendid as usual.
Well done JOM

Just One More · « **Reply #386 on:** May 27, 2015, 06:33:29 AM »

Barman · « **Reply #387 on:** May 27, 2015, 06:55:09 AM »

Steve · « **Reply #388 on:** May 27, 2015, 08:47:02 AM »

Quote from: Just One More on May 27, 2015, 06:33:29 AM

Darwins Selection · « **Reply #389 on:** May 27, 2015, 11:29:53 AM »

Quote from: Barman on May 27, 2015, 06:55:09 AM
Quote from: Just One More on May 27, 2015, 06:33:29 AM

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