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[apc2010]

Potatoes wrapped in tin-foil and kept in a cupboard become a welcome consolation if your house burns down.,,,,,,

[Steve]

Potatoes wrapped in tin-foil and kept in a cupboard become a welcome consolation if your house burns down.,,,,,,

[Barman]

Potatoes wrapped in tin-foil and kept in a cupboard become a welcome consolation if your house burns down.,,,,,,

[Darwins Selection]

Potatoes wrapped in tin-foil and kept in a cupboard become a welcome consolation if your house burns down.,,,,,,

 

[Darwins Selection]

When listening to a Polish lorry driver telling you about his problem with some other driver on a narrow road, be aware that the phrase "I am surprised you didn't come to blows" does not seem to translate well.

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

When listening to a Polish lorry driver telling you about his problem with some other driver on a narrow road, be aware that the phrase "I am surprised you didn't come to blows" does not seem to translate well.

[apc2010]

Never fvck a woman who can spell gonorrhea correctly the first time she tries .......

[Steve]

Never fvck a woman who can spell gonorrhea correctly the first time she tries .......

Give the man a clap for that one

[Barman]

Never fvck a woman who can spell gonorrhea correctly the first time she tries .......

 

[Barman]

Never fvck a woman who can spell gonorrhea correctly the first time she tries .......

Give the man a clap for that one

 

[Darwins Selection]

Never fvck a woman who can spell gonorrhea correctly the first time she tries .......

Give the man a clap for that one

 

[Barman]

People on the wireless. Instead of reading out a long list of names and finishing with, "and anybody else that knows me", just say, "anybody that knows me" and save  ten minutes of your life.

[apc2010]

People on the wireless. Instead of reading out a long list of names and finishing with, "and anybody else that knows me", just say, "anybody that knows me" and save  ten minutes of your life.

 

[Steve]

People on the wireless. Instead of reading out a long list of names and finishing with, "and anybody else that knows me", just say, "anybody that knows me" and save  ten minutes of your life.

I’ve always been of the ‘if anyone mentions my name on the radio they are dead’ persuasion