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[Darwins Selection]

Miss T has been leaving jewellery catalogues all over the house. So, I've taken the hint............







Got her a magazine rack for Christmas.................

[Steve]

Miss T has been leaving jewellery catalogues all over the house. So, I've taken the hint............







Got her a magazine rack for Christmas.................

[Nick]

When grilling some bacon and making bubble and squeak do take care not to set the fire alarm off and cause everyone to evacuate the building 

[Barman]

When grilling some bacon and making bubble and squeak do take care not to set the fire alarm off and cause everyone to evacuate the building 

 

[Nick]

I've got to apologise to everyone now (once they have got dressed, like) 

[Steve]

When grilling some bacon and making bubble and squeak do take care not to set the fire alarm off and cause everyone to evacuate the building 

[Miss Demeanour]

When grilling some bacon and making bubble and squeak do take care not to set the fire alarm off and cause everyone to evacuate the building 

I presume you set a heat alarm off or was it a smoke alarm in another room?   

I presume Nod's cooking lessons will be focusing on cold buffet presentation 

[Nick]

There was a lot of smoke, but it may have been a heat alarm.  The outcome was the same   

[Grumpmeister]

When grilling some bacon and making bubble and squeak do take care not to set the fire alarm off and cause everyone to evacuate the building 

I presume you set a heat alarm off or was it a smoke alarm in another room?   

I presume Nod's cooking lessons will be focusing on cold buffet presentation 

Perhaps Nick and Nod could combine the lessons with camping somewhere, I'm sure that using a Trangia wouldn't affect the lessons too much... 

[Barman]

When grilling some bacon and making bubble and squeak do take care not to set the fire alarm off and cause everyone to evacuate the building 

I presume you set a heat alarm off or was it a smoke alarm in another room?   

I presume Nod's cooking lessons will be focusing on cold buffet presentation 

Perhaps Nick and Nod could combine the lessons with camping somewhere, I'm sure that using a Trangia wouldn't affect the lessons too much... 

Camping...

[Nick]

Are you mad? The poor man is practically the Missing Link!!

[Grumpmeister]

Are you mad? The poor man is practically the Missing Link!!

And one more than one occasion I've said you were made for each other... 

[Just One More]

BELITTLE respected actors when you see them in panto this season by shouting, "It's beneath you!"

[apc2010]

BELITTLE respected actors when you see them in panto this season by shouting, "It's beneath you!"

 

[Barman]

BELITTLE respected actors when you see them in panto this season by shouting, "It's beneath you!"