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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #465 on: December 27, 2019, 01:57:54 PM »
BELITTLE respected actors when you see them in panto this season by shouting, "It's beneath you!"

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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #466 on: December 27, 2019, 11:04:43 PM »
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« Reply #467 on: January 06, 2020, 06:29:57 PM »
Donald Trump - worried about losing an upcoming election? Start a war, win it and you'll get voted back in easily as a National Hero..........

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« Reply #468 on: January 06, 2020, 06:53:08 PM »
Donald Trump - worried about losing an upcoming election? Start a war, win it and you'll get voted back in easily as a National Hero..........

M. Thatcher (via D.Acorah)................

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« Reply #469 on: January 16, 2020, 07:26:14 AM »
Having trouble with your children not eating?
Simply freeze till a later date. When the child is willing to eat the meal, the child can be defrosted.  :thumbsup:
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« Reply #470 on: January 16, 2020, 07:32:22 AM »
Having trouble with your children not eating?
Simply freeze till a later date. When the child is willing to eat the meal, the child can be defrosted.  :thumbsup:

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« Reply #471 on: January 16, 2020, 10:17:32 AM »
Having trouble with your children not eating?
Simply freeze till a later date. When the child is willing to eat the meal, the child can be defrosted.  :thumbsup:

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« Reply #472 on: January 17, 2020, 05:37:43 PM »
Having trouble with your children not eating?
Simply freeze till a later date. When the child is willing to eat the meal, the child can be defrosted.  :thumbsup:

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« Reply #473 on: January 26, 2020, 07:24:24 PM »
Get your Love Island name by changing your first name to "Fucking" and your last name to "Idiot".............. Thumbs:

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« Reply #474 on: January 26, 2020, 07:46:31 PM »
Get your Love Island name by changing your first name to "Fucking" and your last name to "Idiot".............. Thumbs:
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« Reply #475 on: January 26, 2020, 07:51:11 PM »
Get your Love Island name by changing your first name to "Fucking" and your last name to "Idiot".............. Thumbs:

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« Reply #476 on: January 26, 2020, 08:23:30 PM »
Get your Love Island name by changing your first name to "Fucking" and your last name to "Idiot".............. Thumbs:

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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #477 on: February 21, 2020, 06:46:04 PM »
Hipster restaurant bellends - increase your profit margins by calling your fried fish meals, 'pan fried fish' and increasing the price by 200%
See also; hand cooked chips............. Thumbs:

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« Reply #478 on: February 21, 2020, 06:49:38 PM »
Hipster restaurant bellends - increase your profit margins by calling your fried fish meals, 'pan fried fish' and increasing the price by 200%
See also; hand cooked chips............. Thumbs:

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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #479 on: February 21, 2020, 06:54:09 PM »
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