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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #480 on: February 22, 2020, 05:32:33 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on February 21, 2020, 06:46:04 PM
Hipster restaurant bellends - increase your profit margins by calling your fried fish meals, 'pan fried fish' and increasing the price by 200%
See also; hand cooked chips............. Thumbs:

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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #481 on: February 22, 2020, 09:33:38 AM »
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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #482 on: February 22, 2020, 08:11:39 PM »
How to stop two blind men fighting? 
 
You shout, “I’m betting on the one with the knife!”
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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #483 on: February 22, 2020, 08:33:37 PM »
Quote from: Steve on February 22, 2020, 08:11:39 PM
How to stop two blind men fighting? 
 
You shout, “I’m betting on the one with the knife!”

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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #484 on: February 23, 2020, 05:20:11 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on February 22, 2020, 08:33:37 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 22, 2020, 08:11:39 PM
How to stop two blind men fighting? 
 
You shout, “I’m betting on the one with the knife!”

 ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D
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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #485 on: February 23, 2020, 10:40:05 AM »
Just got two packs of Lidl Vintage cheddar out of the fridge - both marked 250g...

One was 265g and the other a mahoosive 330g!

Bargain!  cloud9:

Oh, the tip is to take a set of scales to Lidl next time I visit...  Thumbs:
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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #486 on: February 23, 2020, 05:33:25 PM »
Quote from: Barman on February 23, 2020, 10:40:05 AM
Just got two packs of Lidl Vintage cheddar out of the fridge - both marked 250g...

One was 265g and the other a mahoosive 330g!

Bargain!  cloud9:

Oh, the tip is to take a set of scales to Lidl next time I visit...  Thumbs:

Why did you weigh them  ........ rubschin:
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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #487 on: February 23, 2020, 05:55:37 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on February 23, 2020, 05:33:25 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 23, 2020, 10:40:05 AM
Just got two packs of Lidl Vintage cheddar out of the fridge - both marked 250g...

One was 265g and the other a mahoosive 330g!

Bargain!  cloud9:

Oh, the tip is to take a set of scales to Lidl next time I visit...  Thumbs:

Why did you weigh them  ........ rubschin:
To test out his new 3D printed scales?
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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #488 on: March 01, 2020, 07:15:24 PM »
Don't fart in the Apple store .....



They don't have windows ......... redface:
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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #489 on: March 01, 2020, 08:29:59 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on March 01, 2020, 07:15:24 PM
Don't fart in the Apple store .....



They don't have windows ......... redface:
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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #490 on: March 02, 2020, 05:12:46 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on March 01, 2020, 07:15:24 PM
Don't fart in the Apple store .....



They don't have windows ......... redface:

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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #491 on: March 02, 2020, 06:16:47 AM »
Quote from: Barman on March 02, 2020, 05:12:46 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 01, 2020, 07:15:24 PM
Don't fart in the Apple store .....



They don't have windows ......... redface:

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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #492 on: March 02, 2020, 04:57:33 PM »
Nicola Sturgeon, improve your countries 'average life expectancy' by allowing Glaswegians 2 birthdays a year............. Thumbs:
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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #493 on: March 03, 2020, 05:52:43 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on March 02, 2020, 04:57:33 PM
Nicola Sturgeon, improve your countries 'average life expectancy' by allowing Glaswegians 2 birthdays a year............. Thumbs:

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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #494 on: March 06, 2020, 11:47:03 PM »
Simply post a status saying " My Facebook profile has been hacked, you may receive messages that are not from me."............




Then at your leisure you can call your boss a slave driving wanker, your wife a cock dodging twat and your mother in law a miserable shit faced corpse without any fear of repurcussions................ Thumbs:
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