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[Barman]

I would just like to say a big thank you to all those wonderful young people who stand on motorway slip roads (and in any weather) holding up boards telling us motorists where they lead to..........


 

 

[Darwins Selection]

I would just like to say a big thank you to all those wonderful young people who stand on motorway slip roads (and in any weather) holding up boards telling us motorists where they lead to..........


 

 

[Barman]

I'm fed up with washing dishes so I've decided to bin all of my plates, glasses and cups and replace them with paper ones.

But rather than get the cheap nasty ones that fall to pieces as soon as you use them I'll get some really good quality ones that last...that way I can even wash them down and use them again.

[Just One More]

I'm fed up with washing dishes so I've decided to bin all of my plates, glasses and cups and replace them with paper ones.

But rather than get the cheap nasty ones that fall to pieces as soon as you use them I'll get some really good quality ones that last...that way I can even wash them down and use them again.

 

[Steve]

I'm fed up with washing dishes so I've decided to bin all of my plates, glasses and cups and replace them with paper ones.

But rather than get the cheap nasty ones that fall to pieces as soon as you use them I'll get some really good quality ones that last...that way I can even wash them down and use them again.

 

[Darwins Selection]

I'm fed up with washing dishes so I've decided to bin all of my plates, glasses and cups and replace them with paper ones.

But rather than get the cheap nasty ones that fall to pieces as soon as you use them I'll get some really good quality ones that last...that way I can even wash them down and use them again.

 

[Barman]

[Steve]

[Barman]

[Steve]

[Nick]

Butter a cat's paws and see what happens when you drop it 

[Barman]

Butter a cat's paws and see what happens when you drop it 

 

[Barman]

Butter a cat's paws and see what happens when you drop it 

Shouldn't that be the cat's back...? 

[Nick]

If you prefer. Lunch with Nod may have taken its toll 

[Barman]

If you prefer. Lunch with Nod may have taken its toll