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[Barman]

Save money on St George's Day by borrowing flags from French soldiers and painting red crosses on them.............

[Darwins Selection]

Save money on St George's Day by borrowing flags from French soldiers and painting red crosses on them.............

[Steve]

 

[apc2010]

 

unless they are mini parts in dishwasher .....

[Steve]

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or clearing up the blood before the police arrive

[Barman]

[Steve]

[Just One More]

 

[Barman]

[Barman]

Tip number 1 – if you get pulled over by a female police officer who asks you if you know why they’ve stopped you, don’t reply, “Is it because you wanted to give me a blowjob?”


Tip number 2 – If they then ask you to get out of the car and put your hands behind your head, don’t get your cock out and say, “I fucking knew it!”

[apc2010]

Fool your neighbours into thinking you have booked a foreign holiday by driving to the airport and coming back again on the same day.......

[Barman]

Fool your neighbours into thinking you have booked a foreign holiday by driving to the airport and coming back again on the same day.......

[Just One More]

Fool your neighbours into thinking you have booked a foreign holiday by driving to the airport and coming back again on the same day.......

[Steve]

Fool your neighbours into thinking you have booked a foreign holiday by driving to the airport and coming back again on the same day.......

[Steve]