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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: BM is not having a good week
« Reply #15 on: April 03, 2008, 02:26:43 PM »
He apologised for being a grumpus to the hound and I the other day!  eeek:

I nearly fell over!

Something with a penis saying sorry!?!?  eeek:
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Re: BM is not having a good week
« Reply #16 on: April 03, 2008, 02:30:26 PM »
Quote from: Landlady on April 03, 2008, 02:11:28 PM
Think I might be learning a few NEW swear words soon - thats once he gets past the 'I don't f****** believe this'' stage  sad24:

There are no new swear words .... only variations on a theme.

Meanwhile suggest you put more beer in the fridge, have a shower and and put on only a winning smile.  eyes:
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Re: BM is not having a good week
« Reply #17 on: April 03, 2008, 02:32:20 PM »
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Something with a penis saying sorry!?!?

 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

Presumably Wenchy always checks!
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Re: BM is not having a good week
« Reply #18 on: April 03, 2008, 02:33:49 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on April 03, 2008, 02:26:43 PM
He apologised for being a grumpus to the hound and I the other day!  eeek:

I nearly fell over!

Something with a penis saying sorry!?!?  eeek:

Blood I would have fallen over I think - in umpty ump years I can still count (probably on one hand) the official sorry's I've received from BM.

Seriously he is a bit down - making him do manual work this week causes it I think  happy001 happy001 happy001 oh sorry I really meant  happy100 happy100 happy100
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Re: BM is not having a good week
« Reply #19 on: April 03, 2008, 02:35:00 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on April 03, 2008, 02:30:26 PM
Quote from: Landlady on April 03, 2008, 02:11:28 PM
Think I might be learning a few NEW swear words soon - thats once he gets past the 'I don't f****** believe this'' stage  sad24:

There are no new swear words .... only variations on a theme.

Meanwhile suggest you put more beer in the fridge, have a shower and and put on only a winning smile.  eyes:

I'll try it - just off to the Heath for walkies - coming along Mr. Snoops eyes:
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Re: BM is not having a good week
« Reply #20 on: April 03, 2008, 02:35:06 PM »
Well if he doesn't labour then he won't have any money to buy new toys with.  noooo:

Poor BM having to work like the rest of us do.  noooo:
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Re: BM is not having a good week
« Reply #21 on: April 03, 2008, 02:35:31 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 03, 2008, 02:32:20 PM
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Something with a penis saying sorry!?!?

 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

Presumably Wenchy always checks!

If she had my penis in her hand "just checking" ~ I'd say anything she wanted me to say.
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Re: BM is not having a good week
« Reply #22 on: April 03, 2008, 02:36:09 PM »
Several thoughts come to mind, but all of them are unprintable!
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Re: BM is not having a good week
« Reply #23 on: April 03, 2008, 02:41:22 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on April 03, 2008, 02:35:31 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 03, 2008, 02:32:20 PM
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Something with a penis saying sorry!?!?

 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

Presumably Wenchy always checks!

If she had my penis in her hand "just checking" ~ I'd say anything she wanted me to say.

If your penis SPOKE when it was handled you'd be front news in the Daily Star or something similar.............

No more smut now - you all knew exactly what Wenchy was saying - so don't pretend you didn't  evil:

Come on post things to cheer up BM - I've promised him now  eeek: 
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Re: BM is not having a good week
« Reply #24 on: April 03, 2008, 02:42:20 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on April 03, 2008, 02:35:31 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 03, 2008, 02:32:20 PM
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Something with a penis saying sorry!?!?

 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

Presumably Wenchy always checks!

If she had my penis in her hand "just checking" ~ I'd say anything she wanted me to say.

One checks by kicking!  eveilgrin:
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Re: BM is not having a good week
« Reply #25 on: April 03, 2008, 02:43:09 PM »
Whimper scared2:
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Re: BM is not having a good week
« Reply #26 on: April 03, 2008, 02:43:35 PM »





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Re: BM is not having a good week
« Reply #27 on: April 03, 2008, 02:44:43 PM »
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Re: BM is not having a good week
« Reply #28 on: April 03, 2008, 02:45:33 PM »
You would have to aim very accurately (Mrs S#2 tells me) eveilgrin:
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Re: BM is not having a good week
« Reply #29 on: April 03, 2008, 02:47:50 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 03, 2008, 02:45:33 PM
You would have to aim very accurately (Mrs S#2 tells me) eveilgrin:

Bitch! (You not her)
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