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Re: BM is not having a good week
« Reply #30 on: April 03, 2008, 02:48:10 PM »
What on earth were you discussing that that came up?!?  eeek:



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Re: BM is not having a good week
« Reply #31 on: April 03, 2008, 02:50:16 PM »
I may have missed something here but isn't he supposed to be out earning money by honest toil?

Why is he p*ssing about on your roof?
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Re: BM is not having a good week
« Reply #32 on: April 03, 2008, 02:51:36 PM »
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Re: BM is not having a good week
« Reply #33 on: April 03, 2008, 02:52:29 PM »
At a wedding, the D.J. polled the guests to see who had been married the longest.

The winners were then asked, "What advice do you have for the newlyweds?"

The wife quickly responded, "The three most important words in a marriage are 'You're probably right'."

Everyone then looked at the husband.

He said, "Yeah. She's probably right!"
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Re: BM is not having a good week
« Reply #34 on: April 03, 2008, 02:53:37 PM »
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Re: BM is not having a good week
« Reply #35 on: April 03, 2008, 02:55:53 PM »
I am here with a beer...  sad24:
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Re: BM is not having a good week
« Reply #36 on: April 03, 2008, 02:57:48 PM »


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Re: BM is not having a good week
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Re: BM is not having a good week
« Reply #38 on: April 03, 2008, 03:04:00 PM »
You know one of those weeks when everything goes wrong?  noooo:

Well, I’ve had one this week… been very busy (which is good) but problematic. Not big things (‘till today) but annoying stuff…

Get to top of ladder and drop vital /screw/washer/nut, etc.
Climb on roof having forgotten (for the tenth time) vital component
Connector with only two parts fails to work while you are hanging precariously off of roof
Work all day yesterday on an installation only to find I’d left the vital cable at home and had to go all the way back with it today.


And today… after numerous other issues I had to visit a customer with a broken system. It is on an unusual satellite and I couldn’t find it in the sky… after three hours waving the bloody thing around the balcony that I was on became infested with bees!  Banghead

Yes, fucking millions of bees swarming all over the place and I had to hide inside for an hour…  cussing:

I think it was at that point that I started waving my fist at the sky and shouting ‘why me?’  sad24:

Anyhoo… I couldn’t finish the job so have to go again tomorrow before driving up to the ‘tother end of the island and installing another…

I fear more ranting will follow…

Why me?  noooo:
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Re: BM is not having a good week
« Reply #39 on: April 03, 2008, 03:13:01 PM »
The bees were attacted by y0ur shiny head?

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Re: BM is not having a good week
« Reply #40 on: April 03, 2008, 03:13:58 PM »
The bees were attacted by y0ur shiny head?

Paint it!

Also possible solution to satalite problems. Perhaps the beams were being bounced off you dome?

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Re: BM is not having a good week
« Reply #41 on: April 03, 2008, 03:16:35 PM »
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Something with a penis saying sorry!?!?

 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

Presumably Wenchy always checks!

If she had my penis in her hand "just checking" ~ I'd say anything she wanted me to say.

One checks by kicking!  eveilgrin:

Very sensible.

I always kick mine if it starts talking.
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Re: BM is not having a good week
« Reply #42 on: April 03, 2008, 03:17:32 PM »
I am not bald!  Banghead

The customer is tho...  rubschin:
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Re: BM is not having a good week
« Reply #43 on: April 03, 2008, 03:18:34 PM »



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Re: BM is not having a good week
« Reply #44 on: April 03, 2008, 03:20:25 PM »
I'd be careful hound, I wouldnt put it past Old Baldy to have you booked in for a poodle cut....  point:
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