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Re: BM is not having a good week
« Reply #45 on: April 03, 2008, 03:21:57 PM »
I am calm now...  whistle:
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Re: BM is not having a good week
« Reply #46 on: April 03, 2008, 03:22:09 PM »
Will that be before or after Wenchy has kicked me in the nuts?














Well she is going to look pretty silly kicking Mrs Snoopy's handbag down the High Street that's all I can say.
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Re: BM is not having a good week
« Reply #47 on: April 03, 2008, 04:48:57 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on April 03, 2008, 03:22:09 PM
Will that be before or after Wenchy has kicked me in the nuts?
Well she is going to look pretty silly kicking Mrs Snoopy's handbag down the High Street that's all I can say.

Your nuts are in Mrs. S's handbag  shocked003 :lalalala whacky115 shocked003 :lalalala whacky115 shocked003 :lalalala whacky115
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Re: BM is not having a good week
« Reply #48 on: April 03, 2008, 04:51:21 PM »
Quote from: Landlady on April 03, 2008, 04:48:57 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on April 03, 2008, 03:22:09 PM
Will that be before or after Wenchy has kicked me in the nuts?
Well she is going to look pretty silly kicking Mrs Snoopy's handbag down the High Street that's all I can say.

Your nuts are in Mrs. S's handbag  shocked003 :lalalala whacky115 shocked003 :lalalala whacky115 shocked003 :lalalala whacky115

It's OK, they are safely stored in a jar of pickles.
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Re: BM is not having a good week
« Reply #49 on: April 03, 2008, 04:55:55 PM »
I suppose you keep BM's in a box on your dressing table.  ::)














As Basil Fawlty once memorably said in response to Sybil's "You had better, You know what'll happen if you don't"
"You'll have to sew them back on first"
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Re: BM is not having a good week
« Reply #50 on: April 03, 2008, 05:00:07 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on April 03, 2008, 04:55:55 PM
I suppose you keep BM's in a box on your dressing table.  ::)


Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo  noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:

I let him keep them in his tool box  drumroll: drumroll: drumroll:

I thank you! (Imagine a bowing emoticon here poppets!!) 
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Re: BM is not having a good week
« Reply #51 on: April 03, 2008, 05:01:32 PM »
They don't work anyway so they might as well be...  noooo:
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Re: BM is not having a good week
« Reply #52 on: April 03, 2008, 05:13:26 PM »
Quote from: Barman on April 03, 2008, 05:01:32 PM
They don't work anyway so they might as well be...  noooo:

You'll always be my stud muffin  eyes:
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Re: BM is not having a good week
« Reply #53 on: April 03, 2008, 05:14:34 PM »
 happy001 happy001 happy001

You'll not live that one down BM
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Re: BM is not having a good week
« Reply #54 on: April 03, 2008, 05:17:32 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on April 03, 2008, 05:14:34 PM
happy001 happy001 happy001

You'll not live that one down BM
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Re: BM is not having a good week
« Reply #55 on: April 03, 2008, 06:10:33 PM »
Quote from: Barman on April 03, 2008, 03:04:00 PM
You know one of those weeks when everything goes wrong?  noooo:

Well, I’ve had one this week… been very busy (which is good) but problematic. Not big things (‘till today) but annoying stuff…

Get to top of ladder and drop vital /screw/washer/nut, etc.
Climb on roof having forgotten (for the tenth time) vital component
Connector with only two parts fails to work while you are hanging precariously off of roof

Barman carries out his dynamic risk assessment then gets help up on the roof



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Re: BM is not having a good week
« Reply #56 on: April 03, 2008, 06:13:22 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on April 03, 2008, 02:42:20 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on April 03, 2008, 02:35:31 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 03, 2008, 02:32:20 PM
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Something with a penis saying sorry!?!?

 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

Presumably Wenchy always checks!

If she had my penis in her hand "just checking" ~ I'd say anything she wanted me to say.

One checks by kicking!  eveilgrin:

There are kicks... then there are kicks


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Re: BM is not having a good week
« Reply #57 on: April 04, 2008, 12:06:32 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on April 03, 2008, 02:22:37 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on April 03, 2008, 02:20:01 PM
Quote from: Landlady on April 03, 2008, 02:03:36 PM
Today has not gone well for him either 
Up on our roof at the moment, can't hear the swearing from here !


Does the new £4000 watch not work indoors then?

That's a good point! He has a posh new watch, posh new jeans! Tell him to stop his sodding grousing and get on with it!
Who is he trying to pull then? And at his age too, tut tut!
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Re: BM is not having a good week
« Reply #58 on: April 04, 2008, 07:46:02 AM »
I have insider knowledge that there is a bridesmaid with a rather large chest at the wedding.  ;)

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Re: BM is not having a good week
« Reply #59 on: April 04, 2008, 07:46:30 AM »
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on April 04, 2008, 12:06:32 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on April 03, 2008, 02:22:37 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on April 03, 2008, 02:20:01 PM
Quote from: Landlady on April 03, 2008, 02:03:36 PM
Today has not gone well for him either 
Up on our roof at the moment, can't hear the swearing from here !


Does the new £4000 watch not work indoors then?

That's a good point! He has a posh new watch, posh new jeans! Tell him to stop his sodding grousing and get on with it!
Who is he trying to pull then? And at his age too, tut tut!
Himself probably.
Thats why he can't see what he is doing on the roof. ::)













Stud muffin!
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