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Offline GROWLER

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Perfume that old wimmin use.
« on: April 03, 2008, 04:57:07 PM »
WTF is it? It's vile and totally detestable. Are they all dykes, cus most men will run a mile after getting a whiff of it?

I was just coming down my favourite big hill following a pleasant walk in the fog  ::), and had the misfortune of passing these two oldish hags, and the stench was quite frankly gut wrenching. sick2:

Dunno if my snout sensors have got some sort of inbuilt sniff memory, but I can still smell it even now.
Mrs G used to wear something similar until I threatened her with violence, and threw it out.
Lilac or summat? Satans bog water.Yeeeuk. sick2:
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Re: Perfume that old wimmin use.
« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2008, 04:58:31 PM »
Piss...
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Re: Perfume that old wimmin use.
« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2008, 04:59:21 PM »
There is only one perfume worth sniffing and that is Chanel No5.

If they are too old for that then Imperial mints probably suit them best.
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Re: Perfume that old wimmin use.
« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2008, 05:01:24 PM »
Quote from: Barman on April 03, 2008, 04:58:31 PM
Piss...

No. That's preferable tbh, and most of them can't help it anyway.
I have a little 'tinkle leakage' if I laugh too much sometimes/rarely/hardly ever now in fact tbh
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Re: Perfume that old wimmin use.
« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2008, 05:03:33 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on April 03, 2008, 05:01:24 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 03, 2008, 04:58:31 PM
Piss...

No. That's preferable tbh, and most of them can't help it anyway.
I have a little 'tinkle leakage' if I laugh too much sometimes/rarely/hardly ever now in fact tbh

If I pissed myself when I laughed I’d have to sit in a paddling pool when I am on here…  ;D

Not this week obviously…  noooo:
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Re: Perfume that old wimmin use.
« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2008, 05:04:39 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on April 03, 2008, 04:59:21 PM
There is only one perfume worth sniffing and that is Chanel No5.

If they are too old for that then Imperial mints probably suit them best.


Never too old to smell pleasant.  cloud9:
These old bastards just do it deliberately to piss me off, I'm sure. WHY, and why do they ALL use it? Is it a srandard state handout when you've gone senile or summat, so they/you can be identified as being half witted and waiting impatiently for the 'Big Black Bus'?
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Re: Perfume that old wimmin use.
« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2008, 05:07:52 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on April 03, 2008, 05:04:39 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on April 03, 2008, 04:59:21 PM
There is only one perfume worth sniffing and that is Chanel No5.

If they are too old for that then Imperial mints probably suit them best.


Never too old to smell pleasant.  cloud9:
These old bastards just do it deliberately to piss me off, I'm sure. WHY, and why do they ALL use it? Is it a srandard state handout when you've gone senile or summat, so they/you can be identified as being half witted and waiting impatiently for the 'Big Black Bus'?
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I'm sure it is piss...

Or embalming fluid…  whistle:
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Re: Perfume that old wimmin use.
« Reply #7 on: April 03, 2008, 05:11:42 PM »
Oh come on now chaps - old belly fat lardy chaps smoothered in splash it all over is nice  sick2: sick2: sick2:
Or for that matter sweating stained armpits  sick2: sick2: sick2:

AT least the two lovely gentle old biddies had made an effort - don't you think  whistle:
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Re: Perfume that old wimmin use.
« Reply #8 on: April 03, 2008, 05:12:44 PM »
Quote from: Landlady on April 03, 2008, 05:11:42 PM
Oh come on now chaps - old belly fat lardy chaps smoothered in splash it all over is nice  sick2: sick2: sick2:
Or for that matter sweating stained armpits  sick2: sick2: sick2:

AT least the two lovely gentle old biddies had made an effort - don't you think  whistle:


Frankly I'm trying hard not to think about it ~ I'm about to have me tea!  sick2:
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Re: Perfume that old wimmin use.
« Reply #9 on: April 03, 2008, 05:15:41 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on April 03, 2008, 05:12:44 PM
Quote from: Landlady on April 03, 2008, 05:11:42 PM
Oh come on now chaps - old belly fat lardy chaps smoothered in splash it all over is nice  sick2: sick2: sick2:
Or for that matter sweating stained armpits  sick2: sick2: sick2:

AT least the two lovely gentle old biddies had made an effort - don't you think  whistle:


Frankly I'm trying hard not to think about it ~ I'm about to have me tea!  sick2:

You've had your tea  ::) Half of the special steak mince that I cooked for you prior to adding the chilli and beans in our half - oh yay dog of little memory  ::)
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Re: Perfume that old wimmin use.
« Reply #10 on: April 03, 2008, 05:22:26 PM »
Growler jnr has made tea again tonight without any disaster.

It's ready apparently. I MAY be back after. scared2:
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Re: Perfume that old wimmin use.
« Reply #11 on: April 03, 2008, 05:24:40 PM »
When I was younger (which I was once) I always remember my Mum wearing 'Blue Grass' - think it was Elizabeth Arden  cloud9:
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Re: Perfume that old wimmin use.
« Reply #12 on: April 03, 2008, 05:54:13 PM »
When approaching walkers I always hold my breath noooo:

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Re: Perfume that old wimmin use.
« Reply #13 on: April 03, 2008, 06:01:26 PM »
Is this the shite I'm thinking about?

http://www.lavendershoppe.com/lavender_perfume.php

The ingredients look decidely dodgy, so could well be.

I'm sure lavender rings a bell....but not mine I can assure you. noooo:
Stinks of satan itself. sick2:
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Re: Perfume that old wimmin use.
« Reply #14 on: April 03, 2008, 06:08:18 PM »
Errrrrrrrrr ........... We make Lavender Scented Soaps and Bath Oils ..... we use our own garden grown lavender. whistle:
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