Perfume that old wimmin use.

[GROWLER]

Errrrrrrrrr ........... We make Lavender Scented Soaps and Bath Oils ..... we use our own garden grown lavender.

Do you sell it to old biddies?

[Snoopy]

Sell it to anyone who is willing to pay for it ...... but yes Lavender seems to be most popular with people buying it for older rellies.

[Grumpmeister]

Rosewater seems to be popular with older women as well. I still feel nauseous when I smell that having had a college lecturer who bathed in the bloody stuff 

[Bar Wench]

Sell it to anyone who is willing to pay for it ...... but yes Lavender seems to be most popular with people buying it for older rellies.

IT SMELLS LOVELY!

[GROWLER]

Rosewater seems to be popular with older women as well. I still feel nauseous when I smell that having had a college lecturer who bathed in the bloody stuff 

P'raps that's the stuff then, I dunno. 
I'll ask the next old hag I sniff...not literally, close to like... wearing this shite.
I'll ask 'tactfully'...."pray my good senior citizen. What exactly is that dogs vomit delightful fragrance and aroma I can detect in your midst" 

[Grumpmeister]

In that case prolly deep heat mentholated rub Growler 

[Snoopy]

Sell it to anyone who is willing to pay for it ...... but yes Lavender seems to be most popular with people buying it for older rellies.

IT SMELLS LOVELY!

I must admit that our path from the front gate to the house is lined on both sides with bushes of several varieties of Lavender and the smell as one brushes through them is lovely AND one has to brush through them as they grow like weeds. An added benefit is that an old lady near us keeps bees so our lavender is always full of her bees (sorry BM). Her honey is superb and she gives us several pots each year in payment for the unique flavour our Lavender imparts to her honey. She also gives us bees wax which we use for treating Minimus. The combo of beeswax on his skin and honey in his diet seems to help with his "summer" allergies.

Mrs S harvests and dries the flowers in the Autumn (when the bees have had their fill) and makes little bags full of the dried flowers which she sells in aid of the school funds.

[Barman]

Errrrrrrrrr ........... We make Lavender Scented Soaps and Bath Oils ..... we use our own garden grown lavender.

Does it smell of piss? 

[Snoopy]

Errrrrrrrrr ........... We make Lavender Scented Soaps and Bath Oils ..... we use our own garden grown lavender.

Does it smell of piss? 

You'll find this hard to believe but it smells of ................................................ Lavender

[GROWLER]

Errrrrrrrrr ........... We make Lavender Scented Soaps and Bath Oils ..... we use our own garden grown lavender.

Does it smell of piss? 

It may be the two combined that creates a chemical chain reaction leading to a much pukinesshumongos stench.
I'll go and ask Mrs G what it is that I banned her from wearing, and if she can confirm if this rosewater is a vile as Grump.M suggests.


She doesn't know. 
Looks like i'll have to ask directly next time...and I will, just to get to the bottom of it. Just hope and pray it's not thought of as being some sort of chat up line.

[Nick]

Sandalwood

[GROWLER]

Sandalwood

Dunno. D'y'do scratch 'n' sniff samples?
I've still got some of those from my British Gas days when we changed to North Sea gas. Problee woth a bloody fortune now.

[Nick]

Mud then!

In the shit here. WHY?

[GROWLER]

Mud then!

In the shit here. WHY?

You asking or making a statement of fact?

Bog seat? Mud? General wimmens growling?
You can't win.
Just agree and smile, then stick two fingers up when her back is turned, or even when she's facing you like I do sometimes.

[Darwins Selection]

I must admit that our path from the front gate to the house is lined on both sides with bushes of several varieties of Lavender

Ah yes, the lavender-scented bush. . .