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Re: Another £100 wasted
« Reply #30 on: April 04, 2008, 12:29:23 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on April 04, 2008, 12:13:50 PM
Weebles wooble but they never fall down.
'Weebles wooble but they don't fall down' I think you'll find...  ::)
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Re: Another £100 wasted
« Reply #31 on: April 04, 2008, 12:38:43 PM »
Quote from: Barman on April 04, 2008, 12:29:23 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on April 04, 2008, 12:13:50 PM
Weebles wooble but they never fall down.
'Weebles wooble but they don't fall down' I think you'll find...  ::)
In truth, the number of Weebles that can wooble is on the decline, those which wobble are taking over. noooo:
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Re: Another £100 wasted
« Reply #32 on: April 04, 2008, 12:39:39 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on April 04, 2008, 12:38:43 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 04, 2008, 12:29:23 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on April 04, 2008, 12:13:50 PM
Weebles wooble but they never fall down.
'Weebles wooble but they don't fall down' I think you'll find...  ::)
In truth, the number of Weebles that can wooble is on the decline, those which wobble are taking over. noooo:
Yes, wobble...  redface:
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Re: Another £100 wasted
« Reply #33 on: April 04, 2008, 12:47:30 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on April 04, 2008, 12:26:09 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on April 04, 2008, 12:13:50 PM
Weebles wooble but they never fall down.

That is indeed what I was trying to infer.  doh:

Too subtle DS  noooo:
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Re: Another £100 wasted
« Reply #34 on: April 04, 2008, 01:00:09 PM »
Satans floor covering saga just gets worse.

I gets home in a vile and shitty mood, after a totally crap morning of chasing me tail for no financial reward whatsoever, to be greeted with..."the washing machine won't work". cussing:

So I's have to drag the washing machine out to check the plug fuse, and managed to damage the new floor covering in the process.
"Lift the machine up, don't drag it" is all she can scream at me, as my temper and bloody blood pressure get worse by the micro second.
Give me the strength of a herd of bastard stampeding widerbeast. cussing:

"I can't you raging munter. Firstly it weighs about 9 million tons, and secondly it stuffed under the worktop, and because of your useless gormless rabid twatish shitty new floor covering lino, the gap has now been further reduced to approx 0.5 of a whoering cm."

The wires in the plug had been strained to breaking point and blown the fuse when the carpet toss pot fitter dragged the machine out yesterday...nice and easy on the existing tiles. ::)

The kitchen is now covered in water, and her precious new LINO is torn.
Carpet tiles,as I suggested, would have been easily lifted up and repalced without fuss after.

I'm seriously considering suicide presently, as I HAVE now lost the will to carry on with this muppet show. cussing:
I'm going for a lie down. cloud9:
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Re: Another £100 wasted
« Reply #35 on: April 04, 2008, 01:03:07 PM »
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Re: Another £100 wasted
« Reply #36 on: April 04, 2008, 01:05:18 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on April 04, 2008, 01:00:09 PM
Satans floor covering saga just gets worse.

I gets home in a vile and shitty mood, after a totally crap morning of chasing me tail for no financial reward whatsoever, to be greeted with..."the washing machine won't work". cussing:

So I's have to drag the washing machine out to check the plug fuse, and managed to damage the new floor covering in the process.
"Lift the machine up, don't drag it" is all she can scream at me, as my temper and bloody blood pressure get worse by the micro second.
Give me the strength of a herd of bastard stampeding widerbeast. cussing:

"I can't you raging munter. Firstly it weighs about 9 million tons, and secondly it stuffed under the worktop, and because of your useless gormless rabid twatish shitty new floor covering lino, the gap has now been further reduced to approx 0.5 of a whoering cm."

The wires in the plug had been strained to breaking point and blown the fuse when the carpet toss pot fitter dragged the machine out yesterday...nice and easy on the existing tiles. ::)

The kitchen is now covered in water, and her precious new LINO is torn.
Carpet tiles,as I suggested, would have been easily lifted up and repalced without fuss after.

I'm seriously considering suicide presently, as I HAVE now lost the will to carry on with this muppet show. cussing:
I'm going for a lie down. cloud9:

This kind of stuff makes me feel better about myself
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Re: Another £100 wasted
« Reply #37 on: April 04, 2008, 01:07:31 PM »
What's left of my brain is currently simmering on regulo 9.
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Re: Another £100 wasted
« Reply #38 on: April 04, 2008, 01:10:37 PM »
Well don't burn the pan
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Re: Another £100 wasted
« Reply #39 on: April 04, 2008, 01:13:09 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on April 04, 2008, 01:00:09 PM
Satans floor covering saga just gets worse.

I gets home in a vile and shitty mood, after a totally crap morning of chasing me tail for no financial reward whatsoever, to be greeted with..."the washing machine won't work". cussing:

So I's have to drag the washing machine out to check the plug fuse, and managed to damage the new floor covering in the process.
"Lift the machine up, don't drag it" is all she can scream at me, as my temper and bloody blood pressure get worse by the micro second.
Give me the strength of a herd of bastard stampeding widerbeast. cussing:

"I can't you raging munter. Firstly it weighs about 9 million tons, and secondly it stuffed under the worktop, and because of your useless gormless rabid twatish shitty new floor covering lino, the gap has now been further reduced to approx 0.5 of a whoering cm."

The wires in the plug had been strained to breaking point and blown the fuse when the carpet toss pot fitter dragged the machine out yesterday...nice and easy on the existing tiles. ::)

The kitchen is now covered in water, and her precious new LINO is torn.
Carpet tiles,as I suggested, would have been easily lifted up and repalced without fuss after.

I'm seriously considering suicide presently, as I HAVE now lost the will to carry on with this muppet show. cussing:
I'm going for a lie down. cloud9:

 happy100

I have no further defense for my kind with this story.

 noooo:
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Re: Another £100 wasted
« Reply #40 on: April 04, 2008, 01:32:13 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on April 04, 2008, 01:00:09 PM
I'm seriously considering suicide presently

Patio first remember.  eyes:
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Re: Another £100 wasted
« Reply #41 on: April 04, 2008, 02:41:55 PM »
The trick is to put some washing up liquid on the lino before sliding the washing machine over it…   whistle:
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Re: Another £100 wasted
« Reply #42 on: April 04, 2008, 02:44:39 PM »
Never do it any other way meself whistle: whistle:
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Re: Another £100 wasted
« Reply #43 on: April 04, 2008, 02:46:53 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on April 04, 2008, 02:44:39 PM
Never do it any other way meself whistle: whistle:
And always put some under the feet before pushing it back into place... doesn't stick to the lino then...  whistle:
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Re: Another £100 wasted
« Reply #44 on: April 04, 2008, 02:50:05 PM »
'cactly.  whistle: whistle: whistle:

Sometimes I find a tea towel on top of the washing up liquid gives something to pull at to get it started like ~ when it is too tight to the worktop to get your fingers in.
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