Bloody irritating random spam text messages

[Grumpmeister]

These arseholes are really starting to get on my last nerve sending me the same message over and over again today.

No I bloody well do not want a free Girls Aloud ringtone. What I do want is for you to pi$$ off, leave me alone and stop sending me the same sodding message every 10 minutes or so without including anything that would let me tell you to take your ringtone and shove it where the sun doesnt shine!!! 

Rant over, normal service is now resumed. 

[Landlady]

I've never had spam on my mobile 
Is this a new fetish  but doesn't it make your ear wet and sticky when answering a call 
How do you know its fresh spam - don't want to get salminella   

[Darwins Selection]

I've never had spam on my mobile 
Is this a new fetish  but doesn't it make your ear wet and sticky when answering a call 
How do you know its fresh spam - don't want to get salminella   

Don't fritter your life away worrying about it.

[Barman]

I've never had spam on my mobile 
Is this a new fetish  but doesn't it make your ear wet and sticky when answering a call 
How do you know its fresh spam - don't want to get salminella   

Don't fritter your life away worrying about it.