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Offline Nick

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This lady seems a little "forward"
« on: April 05, 2008, 03:15:43 PM »
But her hearty beats faster waiting for my reply cloud9:

"Hello from a pretty single girlie!!!! I was searching the net and
came across your profile, which i find very interesting.
I am 26, I like to meet new people and i like travelling a lot!
I live in Russian Federation but I`m going to travel overseas for work soon!
I just don't know where to begin..  I am attaching a picture of me.
You will make my day if you like the picture and decide to reply back to me.
I feel very lonely at times and i am looking for a man who can bring me to
the new emotions! Who knows, may be it is you! Send me an email back
and I will send you more photoes of me!!! My hear is beginning to beat
much faster because I am getting impatient waiting for your reply!
I am writing this from my friends email address, so make sure you do
not reply directly to this email directly. Email me at: Gerd@rtutnation.com
only. Because if you don't use my personal email address then
I won't be able to read your reply and write back to you as I won't be visiting my
friend whos address I am currently using to write you this. It is very important
that you get it right. Hope to hear from you as soon as possible. Can't wait
to see your reply. Have a good day
such as blocks and dolls, by your IFA (the Firm) in better off  "



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Re: This lady seems a little "forward"
« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2008, 03:33:31 PM »
Why was somebody shaking a Christmas tree over her head in the photo?  rubschin:
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Re: This lady seems a little "forward"
« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2008, 03:50:15 PM »
How would I know?
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Re: This lady seems a little "forward"
« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2008, 04:12:44 PM »
Authentic Russian snow ?

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Re: This lady seems a little "forward"
« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2008, 07:44:01 PM »
Looks like she already found one muppet.
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Re: This lady seems a little "forward"
« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2008, 08:18:29 PM »

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Looks a bit of a fit bint though, so thanks for the notification anyway.
I've taken the liberty of replying for you Nick. lol:
Let us all know what the reply and outcome is, there's a good fellah. ;)
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Re: This lady seems a little "forward"
« Reply #6 on: April 05, 2008, 08:55:23 PM »

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Looks a bit of a fit bint though, so thanks for the notification anyway.
I've taken the liberty of replying for you Nick. lol:
Let us all know what the reply and outcome is, there's a good fellah. ;)

Meanwhile, at Nick towers. .

Ding-dong: "Cooo-eeee, meester Nick, its Tatiana from the tractor factory. . "

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Re: This lady seems a little "forward"
« Reply #7 on: April 06, 2008, 05:07:59 AM »

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Looks a bit of a fit bint though, so thanks for the notification anyway.
I've taken the liberty of replying for you Nick. lol:
Let us all know what the reply and outcome is, there's a good fellah. ;)

Meanwhile, at Nick towers. .

Ding-dong: "Cooo-eeee, meester Nick, its Tatiana from the tractor factory. . "


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Re: This lady seems a little "forward"
« Reply #8 on: April 06, 2008, 08:13:20 AM »
Wonder how fit her buttocks are? I like wimmen with fit buttocks. cloud9:
Can we ask for some piccies p'raps, and if she's got a dog too? rubschin:

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Re: This lady seems a little "forward"
« Reply #9 on: April 06, 2008, 10:27:14 AM »
Wonder how fit her buttocks are? I like wimmen with fit buttocks. cloud9:

If she has spent her adult life shifting Russian tractor engines, probably very fit (and wide).
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Re: This lady seems a little "forward"
« Reply #10 on: April 06, 2008, 10:50:16 AM »
WHAT are we all saying anyway?   scared:
She only looks about 14!!!  eeek:

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Re: This lady seems a little "forward"
« Reply #11 on: April 06, 2008, 11:44:28 AM »
Like she's gonna look like that anyway  ::)
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Re: This lady seems a little "forward"
« Reply #12 on: April 06, 2008, 01:05:19 PM »
The power of Paintshop. . .

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Re: This lady seems a little "forward"
« Reply #13 on: April 06, 2008, 04:30:25 PM »
She arrived here. I have sent her to Growlers' house eveilgrin:

(After that she is on the train to Snoopy)
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Re: This lady seems a little "forward"
« Reply #14 on: April 06, 2008, 04:31:25 PM »
She arrived here. I have sent her to Growlers' house eveilgrin:

(After that she is on the train to Snoopy)
You didn't take long then?  whistle:
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