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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Dog or no dog?
« Reply #45 on: April 07, 2008, 01:31:10 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on April 07, 2008, 01:26:09 PM
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I think I can see the problem ......................... Too many headaches.  whistle:
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Re: Dog or no dog?
« Reply #46 on: April 07, 2008, 01:31:21 PM »
Immaculate Conception? eeek:

In Sarf London? eeek: eeek:

Is there a pub called the Ass and Stable anywhere thereabouts?
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Re: Dog or no dog?
« Reply #47 on: April 07, 2008, 01:44:54 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 07, 2008, 01:31:21 PM
Immaculate Conception? eeek:

In Sarf London? eeek: eeek:

Is there a pub called the Ass and Stable anywhere thereabouts?

Three wise men ~ One virgin? Nah can't be done mate ........ not in Sarf London anyway.
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Re: Dog or no dog?
« Reply #48 on: April 07, 2008, 01:45:40 PM »
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Re: Dog or no dog?
« Reply #49 on: April 07, 2008, 01:46:43 PM »
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Re: Dog or no dog?
« Reply #50 on: April 07, 2008, 01:51:04 PM »
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Re: Dog or no dog?
« Reply #51 on: April 07, 2008, 02:09:51 PM »
So, you all had relations at the weekend then?  eyes:
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Re: Dog or no dog?
« Reply #52 on: April 07, 2008, 02:12:27 PM »


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Re: Dog or no dog?
« Reply #53 on: April 07, 2008, 02:18:00 PM »
I'm only asking you to find three wise men .......................... No need to get huffy
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Re: Dog or no dog?
« Reply #54 on: April 07, 2008, 02:18:32 PM »
YEAH RIGHT!
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Re: Dog or no dog?
« Reply #55 on: April 07, 2008, 02:21:18 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on April 07, 2008, 01:44:54 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 07, 2008, 01:31:21 PM
Immaculate Conception? eeek:

In Sarf London? eeek: eeek:

Is there a pub called the Ass and Stable anywhere thereabouts?

Three wise men ~ One virgin? Nah can't be done mate ........ not in Sarf London anyway.

NORTH EAST SURREY, I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW. AND DON'T YOU BLOODY FORGET IT !!!  cussing:
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Re: Dog or no dog?
« Reply #56 on: April 07, 2008, 02:27:51 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on April 07, 2008, 02:21:18 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on April 07, 2008, 01:44:54 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 07, 2008, 01:31:21 PM
Immaculate Conception? eeek:

In Sarf London? eeek: eeek:

Is there a pub called the Ass and Stable anywhere thereabouts?

Three wise men ~ One virgin? Nah can't be done mate ........ not in Sarf London anyway.

NORTH EAST SURREY, I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW. AND DON'T YOU BLOODY FORGET IT !!!  cussing:

And which vacancy are you applying for?
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Re: Dog or no dog?
« Reply #57 on: April 07, 2008, 02:29:26 PM »
With that attitude ~ the virgin I'd imagine
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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: Dog or no dog?
« Reply #58 on: April 07, 2008, 02:58:51 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on April 07, 2008, 02:29:26 PM
With that attitude ~ the virgin I'd imagine

Well there sure as hell aren't any in Essex... eveilgrin:
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Re: Dog or no dog?
« Reply #59 on: April 07, 2008, 03:32:34 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D

Q: What does an Essex girl say after sex?
A: "Do you really all play for the same football team?"

Q: What's the difference between an Essex girl and an ironing board?
A: An ironing boards legs are difficult to part.

Q: What's the difference between an Essex girl and an Essex boy?
A: An Essex girl has a higher sperm count.

Q: Why do Essex Girls wear knickers?
A: To keep their ankles warm
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