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Nick, you know you really don't like squirrels...
« on: April 07, 2008, 02:45:45 PM »
Be afraid....




...be VERY afraid.

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Squirrels have bitten to death a stray dog which was barking at them in a Russian park, local media report.
Passers-by were too late to stop the attack by the black squirrels in a village in the far east, which reportedly lasted about a minute.

They are said to have scampered off at the sight of humans, some carrying pieces of flesh.

A pine cone shortage may have led the squirrels to seek other food sources, although scientists are sceptical.

The attack was reported in parkland in the centre of Lazo, a village in the Maritime Territory, and was witnessed by three local people.

A "big" stray dog was nosing about the trees and barking at squirrels hiding in branches overhead when a number of them suddenly descended and attacked, reports say.

"They literally gutted the dog," local journalist Anastasia Trubitsina told Komsomolskaya Pravda newspaper.

"When they saw the men, they scattered in different directions, taking pieces of their kill away with them."

Mikhail Tiyunov, a scientist in the region, said it was the first he had ever heard of such an attack.

While squirrels without sources of protein might attack birds' nests, he said, the idea of them chewing a dog to death was "absurd".

"If it really happened, things must be pretty bad in our forests," he added.

Komosmolskaya Pravda notes that in a previous incident this autumn chipmunks terrorised cats in a part of the territory.

A Lazo man who called himself only Mikhalich said there had been "no pine cones at all" in the local forests this year.

"The little beasts are agitated because they have nothing to eat," he added.

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Re: Nick, you know you really don't like squirrels...
« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2008, 04:38:32 PM »
The squirrels hereabouts are very quiet at present.


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Re: Nick, you know you really don't like squirrels...
« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2008, 04:42:05 PM »
They are planning something I tell you Nick............planning  whistle:
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Re: Nick, you know you really don't like squirrels...
« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2008, 05:45:39 PM »
What do wood pigeons do? It's  like The Birds here scared2:
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Re: Nick, you know you really don't like squirrels...
« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2008, 05:46:27 PM »
What do wood pigeons do? It's  like The Birds here scared2:

Usually crap all over my car and the washing evil:
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Re: Nick, you know you really don't like squirrels...
« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2008, 05:47:56 PM »
What do wood pigeons do? It's  like The Birds here scared2:

Initially aerial recon for the Squirrel Air Service but they'll be dropping calling cards on you and the Nickmobile soon afterwards.  point:
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