placed in the womens section

[Berek]

how come newsagents assume that Health workers are all women ?? I go to get Nursing Times and find it in among the womens magazines, totally embarrasing for me, why can't they put it on the top shelf next to Asian Babes to save my embarrassment ??

[Nick]

Sue them for distress and discrimination!!

My local shop keeps private Eye in amongst Razzle and suchlike. Oik in charge thought it was a dirty mag.



















Does hte Nursing Times have anything on Page 3?

[Snoopy]

Stethoscope of the month perhaps?












BTW Buy Private Eye direct and save money ~ you get about a third off for an annual subscription and you have the added benefit of being able to write to Ian Hislop to say you wish to cancel your subscription everytime your ire is up.

[Berek]

Does hte Nursing Times have anything on Page 3?

I think the article on colostomy bags dispells that..

[Nick]

Stethoscope of the month perhaps?.

Or black stockings and tight uniforms?

Not for Berek, obviously

[Snoopy]

Stethoscope of the month perhaps?.

Or black stockings and tight uniforms?

Not for Berek, obviously

  How dare you deny Berek his rights to equal status

[Nick]

He can do what he likes. I was thinking of my stomach!

[Berek]

I usually have to wear a corset cos of me belly like 

[Nick]

Black or white?

[chuntering again]

Because it's a lasses job of course.

Take the hint Berek, and get a job as a bricklayer.   

[Nick]

Tsk

ANy Polish girl sround your way?

[Berek]

Because it's a lasses job of course.

Take the hint Berek, and get a job as a bricklayer.   

I actually AM a bricklayer by trade, 17 years man and boy like

[Snoopy]

Because it's a lasses job of course.

Take the hint Berek, and get a job as a bricklayer.   

I actually AM a bricklayer by trade, 17 years man and boy like

But not necessarily in that order.

[Grumpmeister]

Oh I don't know Snoop, strange things happen in Barrow.....