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Berek

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Breaking into Tesco
« on: April 08, 2008, 02:56:04 PM »
anyone see it last night ?? a tranny with a cheesecake !!

he looked like a cross between lilly Savage and Myra Hindley
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Re: Breaking into Tesco
« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2008, 03:00:10 PM »
 eeek:  I must have missed that ~ I'm sure I would have remembered.
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Re: Breaking into Tesco
« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2008, 06:57:11 PM »
Bugger, for a moment I thought we were going to hear of you exploits emptying the one remaning non 24 hour tesco in the country.  whistle:
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Re: Breaking into Tesco
« Reply #3 on: April 09, 2008, 08:07:00 AM »
18 hours on from the OP and I am still in the dark. noooo:
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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: Breaking into Tesco
« Reply #4 on: April 09, 2008, 08:38:22 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on April 09, 2008, 08:07:00 AM
18 hours on from the OP and I am still in the dark. noooo:

Take the dark shades off then, Beagle.
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Re: Breaking into Tesco
« Reply #5 on: April 09, 2008, 08:40:57 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on April 09, 2008, 08:38:22 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on April 09, 2008, 08:07:00 AM
18 hours on from the OP and I am still in the dark. noooo:

Take the dark shades off then, Beagle.

Tried that but I still don't know WTF Berek was on about  surrender:
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Re: Breaking into Tesco
« Reply #6 on: April 09, 2008, 08:52:19 AM »
Me too rubschin:
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Re: Breaking into Tesco
« Reply #7 on: April 09, 2008, 08:56:57 AM »
Me three, actually  redface:

Anybody got any good jokes or pictures? I'm totally bored sh1tless at work.
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Re: Breaking into Tesco
« Reply #8 on: April 09, 2008, 08:58:10 AM »
http://www.ricochet.co.uk/html/progs/progs-tescos-2008.htm

Dont if the tranny is in this article. I didnt watch it.
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Re: Breaking into Tesco
« Reply #9 on: April 09, 2008, 08:59:27 AM »
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Re: Breaking into Tesco
« Reply #10 on: April 09, 2008, 09:18:50 AM »
All blocked by the office firewall.

I wasn't invited to the Senior Manager briefing today (due to the "tone" of the minutes I issued following it last week), so I can't even waste half an hour doing more piss-taking minutes. No PCs have gone bang. All printers are working. All photocopiers are working. All vending machines are working. Bored, bored, bored. Wonder if I can persuade Mrs TMR (to be) to join me in the PC training room for some "close coaching"...
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Re: Breaking into Tesco
« Reply #11 on: April 09, 2008, 09:25:47 AM »
 eeek:

What exactly was it about those "minutes"?

I hate meetings! evil:

I was once sent out of a meeting for "insolence" (I was 42 at the time)!

Someone posed the rhetorical question about the relationship between the CEO and the Deputy CEO. I suggested that the latter was the CEO's "representative on Earth".

I forgot that the CEO was chairing the meeting redface:

Later the same week I managed to insult one of the Directors in a public meeting. How was I to know she was Virginia Bottomely's mother?
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Re: Breaking into Tesco
« Reply #12 on: April 09, 2008, 09:26:16 AM »
Quote from: tailgunner on April 09, 2008, 08:58:10 AM
http://www.ricochet.co.uk/html/progs/progs-tescos-2008.htm

Dont if the tranny is in this article. I didnt watch it.

Thanks TG ~ you have shed light into my darkness ....... another bloody cookery programme where the "judges" display their total ignorance and appaling manners and think they are f*cking clever.
Frankly I find these programmes a complete turn off. I enjoy watching and learning from those who can (i) cook and (ii) have made money at it (AWT HF-W, JO even RS but especially NL eyes:) but Master Chef has put me off of these competitive cook-outs. In particular the shouting "Ingredients Consultant" with the large mouth who likes to take huge forksfull of food and shovel them in whilst talking through his arse ~ who turns out to be a greengrocer.
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Re: Breaking into Tesco
« Reply #13 on: April 09, 2008, 09:29:32 AM »
Quote from: Nick on April 09, 2008, 09:25:47 AM
eeek:

What exactly was it about those "minutes"?

I hate meetings! evil:


Me an' all.
I used to go, reluctantly, to meetings that lasted half an hour but somehow produced minutes that took me an hour to read ~ none of the minutes ever bore the slightest resemblance to my memory of the meeting so I stopped going and just worked from the minutes that still circulated to me whether I'd been there or not.
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Re: Breaking into Tesco
« Reply #14 on: April 09, 2008, 09:40:26 AM »
My last place of work was run by committee.I realised that I was on 17 of the bastards. evil:

I stopped going to any of them evil:
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