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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Tuesday 'Catchphrase' Caption Competition
« Reply #15 on: April 09, 2008, 10:02:36 AM »
Have you seen that now closed filling station on the way into Manchester that has reopened as a car wash with about a dozen Asians running round with buckets and sponges.
Over the entrance they have a big banner that says "The Best Hand Job in the North East".

The best bit being that none of the Asians seem to realise the connotation. lol:
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Re: Tuesday 'Catchphrase' Caption Competition
« Reply #16 on: April 09, 2008, 10:03:40 AM »
A56 I think.

Or is it A51?They look so alike!
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Re: Tuesday 'Catchphrase' Caption Competition
« Reply #17 on: April 09, 2008, 10:05:03 AM »
A56 I think.

Or is it A51?They look so alike!

A56 ~ that's the one  lol:
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Re: Tuesday 'Catchphrase' Caption Competition
« Reply #18 on: April 09, 2008, 12:09:36 PM »
North East?

Where abouts going into Manchester? I sometimes join the A56 around Northwich

There use to be a topless one the A5 in Leicestershire but the link has gone now, so I assume that it's closed now
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Re: Tuesday 'Catchphrase' Caption Competition
« Reply #19 on: April 09, 2008, 01:41:50 PM »
OK it probably says North West but that really wasn't the point. It is on the A56 as you come in from the Chester road.
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Re: Tuesday 'Catchphrase' Caption Competition
« Reply #20 on: April 09, 2008, 01:47:08 PM »
You sad, sad old men noooo:

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Re: Tuesday 'Catchphrase' Caption Competition
« Reply #21 on: April 09, 2008, 01:47:47 PM »
Ah but now Wenchy is back we are happy old men...  point:
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Re: Tuesday 'Catchphrase' Caption Competition
« Reply #22 on: April 10, 2008, 10:07:48 AM »
Hand Job anyone?
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Re: Tuesday 'Catchphrase' Caption Competition
« Reply #23 on: April 10, 2008, 10:10:32 AM »
Hand Job anyone?
I take it you watched the Frankie Howerd programme on TV last night?
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Re: Tuesday 'Catchphrase' Caption Competition
« Reply #24 on: April 10, 2008, 10:15:59 AM »
No our TV is still in a box. Do tell
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Re: Tuesday 'Catchphrase' Caption Competition
« Reply #25 on: April 10, 2008, 10:31:13 AM »
No our TV is still in a box. Do tell
The topic came up several times in the programme.
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Re: Tuesday 'Catchphrase' Caption Competition
« Reply #26 on: April 10, 2008, 10:32:13 AM »
No our TV is still in a box. Do tell
The topic came up several times in the programme.

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Re: Tuesday 'Catchphrase' Caption Competition
« Reply #27 on: April 10, 2008, 10:33:21 AM »
No our TV is still in a box. Do tell
The topic came up several times in the programme.
Frankie Howerd mentioned Nick’s boxed-up telly?  rubschin:

I thought he was dead...  noooo:
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Re: Tuesday 'Catchphrase' Caption Competition
« Reply #28 on: April 10, 2008, 10:36:04 AM »
No our TV is still in a box. Do tell
The topic came up several times in the programme.
Frankie Howerd mentioned Nick’s boxed-up telly?  rubschin:

I thought he was dead...  noooo:

Was it the boy or the horse poo?
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Re: Tuesday 'Catchphrase' Caption Competition
« Reply #29 on: April 10, 2008, 10:59:32 AM »
Whatisthisthreadabout?
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