What a match!!

[GROWLER]

Is that under 10 minutes in a transit van perchance? 

If I could stand the pain of driving my little 'track day' car over 1200 miles return trip, I'd be mighty dissapointed not to do it in under 9 tbh.

It'll be my trusty and rapid little Skoda next year, if I've still got it...hopefully.

Anyway. Liverpool were bloody awesome last night....after 25 minutes.

Looks like it's going to be an all English final anyway.
Man. U v LFC or Chelski I reckon, hopefully my team, but they must be due for a win now after 3 semi final defeats.
Just got a feeling.Hope I'm wrong mind.

[Grumpmeister]

It'll be my trusty and rapid little Skoda next year, if I've still got it...hopefully.

Well if the Porsche drivers hated being overtaken by a woman driving a transit van they'll really love being lapped by you in a Skoda.   

[GROWLER]

It'll be my trusty and rapid little Skoda next year, if I've still got it...hopefully.

Well if the Porsche drivers hated being overtaken by a woman driving a transit van they'll really love being lapped by you in a Skoda.   

Most Porker owners haven't got a clue about the handling characteristics of their 'oh, look at me, I've made it, and I'm vastly superior to you', cars.
Don't want to scratch their little darlings anyway.

You'll generally find that it's the lads in the beat up old Golfs obtained from the scrappy that are willing to give it the biffters.
Met one just like that at an Oulton Park trackday, and he said he was going to thrash it until the engine blew up.
He succeeded within 2 hours.

[Barman]

It'll be my trusty and rapid little Skoda next year, if I've still got it...hopefully.

Well if the Porsche drivers hated being overtaken by a woman driving a transit van they'll really love being lapped by you in a Skoda.   

Most Porker owners haven't got a clue about the handling characteristics of their 'oh, look at me, I've made it, and I'm vastly superior to you', cars.
Don't want to scratch their little darlings anyway.

You'll generally find that it's the lads in the beat up old Golfs obtained from the scrappy that are willing to give it the biffters.
Met one just like that at an Oulton Park trackday, and he said he was going to thrash it until the engine blew up.
He succeeded within 2 hours.

I take it he didn't drive there in it?

[GROWLER]

It'll be my trusty and rapid little Skoda next year, if I've still got it...hopefully.

Well if the Porsche drivers hated being overtaken by a woman driving a transit van they'll really love being lapped by you in a Skoda.   

Most Porker owners haven't got a clue about the handling characteristics of their 'oh, look at me, I've made it, and I'm vastly superior to you', cars.
Don't want to scratch their little darlings anyway.

You'll generally find that it's the lads in the beat up old Golfs obtained from the scrappy that are willing to give it the biffters.
Met one just like that at an Oulton Park trackday, and he said he was going to thrash it until the engine blew up.
He succeeded within 2 hours.

I take it he didn't drive there in it?

Nah. Trailer there, trailer back...to the scrappy.
He reckoned it was the most fun he'd ever had for the £150 paid in total for track day AND car, and that he'd get another £25 back when he weighed it in on his way home.

I reckon this would be a great idea for all these chav lads that are terrorising our streets in their 'tuned' blinged up 1.0 3 cylinder Corsas.
Confiscate them, then force them to go and watch them being thrashed until dead at a convenient suitable circuit near you now, then make the bastards walk home.
Sweet.


'Some say' I haven't got a good bone in my body.

[Barman]

It'll be my trusty and rapid little Skoda next year, if I've still got it...hopefully.

Well if the Porsche drivers hated being overtaken by a woman driving a transit van they'll really love being lapped by you in a Skoda.   

Most Porker owners haven't got a clue about the handling characteristics of their 'oh, look at me, I've made it, and I'm vastly superior to you', cars.
Don't want to scratch their little darlings anyway.

You'll generally find that it's the lads in the beat up old Golfs obtained from the scrappy that are willing to give it the biffters.
Met one just like that at an Oulton Park trackday, and he said he was going to thrash it until the engine blew up.
He succeeded within 2 hours.

I take it he didn't drive there in it?

Nah. Trailer there, trailer back...to the scrappy.
He reckoned it was the most fun he'd ever had for the £150 paid in total for track day AND car, and that he'd get another £25 back when he weighed it in on his way home.

I reckon this would be a great idea for all these chav lads that are terrorising our streets in their 'tuned' blinged up 1.0 3 cylinder Corsas.
Confiscate them, then force them to go and watch them being thrashed until dead at a convenient suitable circuit near you now, then make the bastards walk home.
Sweet.

Then thrash the chavs too!

[The Moan Ranger]

It'll be my trusty and rapid little Skoda next year, if I've still got it...hopefully.

Well if the Porsche drivers hated being overtaken by a woman driving a transit van they'll really love being lapped by you in a Skoda.   

Most Porker owners haven't got a clue about the handling characteristics of their 'oh, look at me, I've made it, and I'm vastly superior to you', cars.
Don't want to scratch their little darlings anyway.

You'll generally find that it's the lads in the beat up old Golfs obtained from the scrappy that are willing to give it the biffters.
Met one just like that at an Oulton Park trackday, and he said he was going to thrash it until the engine blew up.
He succeeded within 2 hours.

I take it he didn't drive there in it?

Nah. Trailer there, trailer back...to the scrappy.
He reckoned it was the most fun he'd ever had for the £150 paid in total for track day AND car, and that he'd get another £25 back when he weighed it in on his way home.

I reckon this would be a great idea for all these chav lads that are terrorising our streets in their 'tuned' blinged up 1.0 3 cylinder Corsas.
Confiscate them, then force them to go and watch them being thrashed until dead at a convenient suitable circuit near you now, then make the bastards walk home.
Sweet.

'Some say' I haven't got a good bone in my body.

Cracking idea 

[GROWLER]

I've had to deal with one just like this this week.
Main dealer, and this absolute twat has given them, and now me, loads.

I was so so close to losing my rag with him, whinging and whining about the tiniest marks imaginable in his interior.
I reminded him that his Corsa was in fact 3 years old, and suggested that if he wanted something in near perfect condition, that he bought new.

He was complaining about a miniscule scorch mark on the carpet...amongst other things...but it was so small I couldn't actually see it!
The horrible little chavy white baseball capped scrote only grabbed my hand to guide it to said mark.  
I shook him off and reminded him not to touch me, and simply walked away to get the gaffer to sort him out.

[Snoopy]

You'll not be holding the other end of his banner in the next Gay Pride March then.

[GROWLER]

It'll be my trusty and rapid little Skoda next year, if I've still got it...hopefully.

Well if the Porsche drivers hated being overtaken by a woman driving a transit van they'll really love being lapped by you in a Skoda.   

Most Porker owners haven't got a clue about the handling characteristics of their 'oh, look at me, I've made it, and I'm vastly superior to you', cars.
Don't want to scratch their little darlings anyway.

You'll generally find that it's the lads in the beat up old Golfs obtained from the scrappy that are willing to give it the biffters.
Met one just like that at an Oulton Park trackday, and he said he was going to thrash it until the engine blew up.
He succeeded within 2 hours.

I take it he didn't drive there in it?

Nah. Trailer there, trailer back...to the scrappy.
He reckoned it was the most fun he'd ever had for the £150 paid in total for track day AND car, and that he'd get another £25 back when he weighed it in on his way home.

I reckon this would be a great idea for all these chav lads that are terrorising our streets in their 'tuned' blinged up 1.0 3 cylinder Corsas.
Confiscate them, then force them to go and watch them being thrashed until dead at a convenient suitable circuit near you now, then make the bastards walk home.
Sweet.

'Some say' I haven't got a good bone in my body.

Cracking idea 

I'd offer my services for free.
2nd thoughts, I'd bloody pay the authorities to carry out this service.
Bring 'em on chav lads!

[Barman]

It'll be my trusty and rapid little Skoda next year, if I've still got it...hopefully.

Well if the Porsche drivers hated being overtaken by a woman driving a transit van they'll really love being lapped by you in a Skoda.   

Most Porker owners haven't got a clue about the handling characteristics of their 'oh, look at me, I've made it, and I'm vastly superior to you', cars.
Don't want to scratch their little darlings anyway.

You'll generally find that it's the lads in the beat up old Golfs obtained from the scrappy that are willing to give it the biffters.
Met one just like that at an Oulton Park trackday, and he said he was going to thrash it until the engine blew up.
He succeeded within 2 hours.

I take it he didn't drive there in it?

Nah. Trailer there, trailer back...to the scrappy.
He reckoned it was the most fun he'd ever had for the £150 paid in total for track day AND car, and that he'd get another £25 back when he weighed it in on his way home.

I reckon this would be a great idea for all these chav lads that are terrorising our streets in their 'tuned' blinged up 1.0 3 cylinder Corsas.
Confiscate them, then force them to go and watch them being thrashed until dead at a convenient suitable circuit near you now, then make the bastards walk home.
Sweet.

'Some say' I haven't got a good bone in my body.

Cracking idea 

Crack their bastard heads together you mean!

I watched another of those ‘Police Stop Chase Killer Action’ programmes of Sky Anytime the other night… why do I do it? It boils my piss and seriously endangers my Sony Widescreen…

Time after time these little scrotes nick a car, drive recklessly through crowded traffic with thirteen police cars and a helicopter in hot pursuit, crash it into an innocent motorist or garden wall and then leg it.

When they are eventually captured they give the police shite, spitting, screaming and fighting thus racking up even more charges and taking about four weeks worth of paperwork processing – yet they walk away with another driving ban (they don’[t even have a licence) and a community service order…

Either give them all their own state funded motor (which would be cheaper) or hang the little bastards! 

[GROWLER]

You'll not be holding the other end of his banner in the next Gay Pride March then.

  ....deep breath, and .....

Snoops. I'm old fashioned in my thinking over certain things, and will argue my case until I can longer breath.
I think it's more commonly known as 'moral values'. Just MY opinion mind.

[Snoopy]

You'll not be holding the other end of his banner in the next Gay Pride March then.

  ....deep breath, and .....

That's what I thought.