On being smart…

[Barman]

I thought I was being very smart this morning. I persuaded the customer to install the cables I needed (I hate that part of the job) while I installed the satellite dish on the roof. 

Consequently, I was ‘job-done’ in double-quick time and home. 

Now I am installing trellis in the garden. 

[Bar Wench]

And your point is? 

[Grumpmeister]

And your point is? 

The universe hates a smart arse 


Before you stalk off with your nose in the air I was answering your question Wenchy dear. 

[Bar Wench]

That's alright then! 

[Barman]

And your point is? 

My point is that I should have sneaked-off for a few hours after finishing... 

[Bar Wench]

And your point is? 

My point is that I should have sneaked-off for a few hours after finishing... 

And abandon LL?!?!? 

[Berek]

while I installed the satellite dish on the roof. 

was Rod Hull not available ?

[Barman]

And your point is? 

My point is that I should have sneaked-off for a few hours after finishing... 

And abandon LL?!?!? 

Of course... I could have put up the trellis... um, later... 

[Barman]

while I installed the satellite dish on the roof. 

was Rod Hull not available ?

Thankfully not... 

[Bar Wench]

And your point is? 

My point is that I should have sneaked-off for a few hours after finishing... 

And abandon LL?!?!? 

Of course... I could have put up the trellis... um, later... 

In her hour of need. 

[Barman]

And your point is? 

My point is that I should have sneaked-off for a few hours after finishing... 

And abandon LL?!?!? 

Of course... I could have put up the trellis... um, later... 

In her hour of need. 

I feel bad now... 

[Bar Wench]

And your point is? 

My point is that I should have sneaked-off for a few hours after finishing... 

And abandon LL?!?!? 

Of course... I could have put up the trellis... um, later... 

In her hour of need. 

I feel bad now... 

As you should! Go and make her a cup of tea or something.

[Barman]

And your point is? 

My point is that I should have sneaked-off for a few hours after finishing... 

And abandon LL?!?!? 

Of course... I could have put up the trellis... um, later... 

In her hour of need. 

I feel bad now... 

As you should! Go and make her a cup of tea or something.

She doesn't drink tea... 

[Bar Wench]

Ok not tea then. Just go and make some sort of a nice gesture. Make her lunch or something.

[Nick]

oR A BIG SHAG!