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Thursday
« on: April 10, 2008, 08:25:25 AM »
1.Quietly eating breakfast (coffee and fag) when The Boy say,"Daddy."

"Yes?"

"Daddy, why is there water coming out of the kitchen lights?"

 eeek:

Another effing radiator gone Banghead Banghead Banghead

Take The Boy to school.Idiot in front of me jumps a red light and broadside another car, blocking junction.

Both wimmin.Both in tears!

Stop at shop on way home.Woman in front of me is telling shop assistant a long tale and I have to stand there while they chatter. What were they talking about? People who hold up queues in shops by chattering? evil:
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Re: Thursday
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2008, 08:26:54 AM »
Quote from: Nick on April 10, 2008, 08:25:25 AM
1.Quietly eating breakfast (coffee and fag) when The Boy say,"Daddy."

"Yes?"

"Daddy, why is there water coming out of the kitchen lights?"

 eeek:

Another effing radiator gone Banghead Banghead Banghead

Take The Boy to school.Idiot in front of me jumps a red light and broadside another car, blocking junction.

Both wimmin.Both in tears!

Stop at shop on way home.Woman in front of me is telling shop assistant a long tale and I have to stand there while they chatter. What were they talking about? People who hold up queues in shops by chattering? evil:
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Perhaps you should go back to bed for the rest of the day?
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Re: Thursday
« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2008, 08:29:42 AM »
Ooh, this is just like "what happens next?" on Question of Sport
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Re: Thursday
« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2008, 08:35:10 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on April 10, 2008, 08:29:42 AM
Ooh, this is just like "what happens next?" on Question of Sport
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1) Nick goes back to bed and hides under the covers
2) The roof caves in
3) The over talkative painter arrives unexpectedly
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Re: Thursday
« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2008, 08:36:28 AM »
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I am convinced there is more to come..........
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Re: Thursday
« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2008, 08:43:01 AM »
Quote from: Nick on April 10, 2008, 08:36:28 AM
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I am convinced there is more to come..........
I am taking a truck load of shite to the tip - what could go wrong?  scared2:
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Re: Thursday
« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2008, 08:43:48 AM »
Brake too hard and it will be joining you in the front seat.

Why do you collect shite anyway? Or is this just tat?
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Re: Thursday
« Reply #7 on: April 10, 2008, 08:47:34 AM »
Quote from: Nick on April 10, 2008, 08:43:48 AM
Brake too hard and it will be joining you in the front seat.

Why do you collect shite anyway? Or is this just tat?
About fifty million bags of garden rubbish that LL has culled...

Loads of old cable and boxes an' stuff from my installations... plus some old batteries and stuff that I shouldn't really be dumping...  whistle:
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Re: Thursday
« Reply #8 on: April 10, 2008, 08:48:10 AM »
Quote from: Nick on April 10, 2008, 08:43:48 AM
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Why do you collect shite anyway? Or is this just tat?

He makes coffee with it  whistle:
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Re: Thursday
« Reply #9 on: April 10, 2008, 08:53:43 AM »
Years ago we went on a visit to Mrs Nick's nasty sister who gaves us six bags of horse shit.

It was the start of a driving holiday and the stuff sat in the back of my car for 10 days!!

In the summer.

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Re: Thursday
« Reply #10 on: April 10, 2008, 08:54:36 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on April 10, 2008, 08:48:10 AM
Quote from: Nick on April 10, 2008, 08:43:48 AM
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Why do you collect shite anyway? Or is this just tat?

He makes coffee with it  whistle:
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I wish I could sell £50 cups o' coffee made from dog shyte - I'd be a squillionaire...  cloud9:
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Re: Thursday
« Reply #11 on: April 10, 2008, 08:55:08 AM »
Quote from: Nick on April 10, 2008, 08:53:43 AM
Years ago we went on a visit to Mrs Nick's nasty sister who gaves us six bags of horse shit.

It was the start of a driving holiday and the stuff sat in the back of my car for 10 days!!

In the summer.

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Why didn't you just dump it at the roadside after day 1?  noooo:
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Re: Thursday
« Reply #12 on: April 10, 2008, 08:58:45 AM »
Mrs Nick wouldn't let me. Dolt


We never used it though
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Re: Thursday
« Reply #13 on: April 10, 2008, 09:03:54 AM »
Quote from: Barman on April 10, 2008, 08:55:08 AM
Quote from: Nick on April 10, 2008, 08:53:43 AM
Years ago we went on a visit to Mrs Nick's nasty sister who gaves us six bags of horse shit.

It was the start of a driving holiday and the stuff sat in the back of my car for 10 days!!

In the summer.

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Why didn't you just dump it at the roadside after day 1?  noooo:

Or why didn't you just pick it up at the end of the driving holiday?
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Re: Thursday
« Reply #14 on: April 10, 2008, 09:05:33 AM »
She lives in Burnley.We were heading off to North Yorkshire before returning to London.

I caught a mysterious bug when we got back and ended up in hospital.

All my hair fell out and I lost all my fingernails and toenails.

Turned out to be Scarlet Fever evil:
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