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Re: Thursday
« Reply #15 on: April 10, 2008, 09:07:06 AM »
Quote from: Nick on April 10, 2008, 09:05:33 AM
She lives in Burnley.We were heading off to North Yorkshire before returning to London.

I caught a mysterious bug when we got back and ended up in hospital.

All my hair fell out and I lost all my fingernails and toenails.

Turned out to be Scarlet Fever evil:
Can you catch that from inhaling horse-shite fumes then?
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Re: Thursday
« Reply #16 on: April 10, 2008, 09:07:59 AM »
Quote from: Nick on April 10, 2008, 08:58:45 AM
Mrs Nick wouldn't let me. Dolt


We never used it though

So what exactly DID you do with it?
Dump it at the roadside? ::)

Oh, and what's all this about traffic lights on the way to dropping 'The Boy' off at school? There aren't any. confused:
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Re: Thursday
« Reply #17 on: April 10, 2008, 09:09:39 AM »
No, we took it back to London and left it in the bags in the garden, of course.

And Scarlet Fever is a streptococchyal infection, so possibly horse shit in origin. The doctors all asked "Have you been to Africa recently?" before I was diagnosed.

Not very reassuring. evil:
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Re: Thursday
« Reply #18 on: April 10, 2008, 09:10:37 AM »
Quote from: Nick on April 10, 2008, 09:09:39 AM
No, we took it back to London and left it in the bags in the garden, of course.

Of course... doh:
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Re: Thursday
« Reply #19 on: April 10, 2008, 09:11:27 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on April 10, 2008, 09:07:59 AM
Quote from: Nick on April 10, 2008, 08:58:45 AM
Mrs Nick wouldn't let me. Dolt


We never used it though

So what exactly DID you do with it?
Dump it at the roadside? ::)

Oh, and what's all this about traffic lights on the way to dropping 'The Boy' off at school? There aren't any. confused:

Yes there are you idiot. Middle of Neston, next to the Chinese where they are doing all those stupid building works and have turned one road one way.


SEE?!
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Re: Thursday
« Reply #20 on: April 10, 2008, 09:14:23 AM »
I'm off to the tip then... no traffic lights...  noooo:
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Re: Thursday
« Reply #21 on: April 10, 2008, 09:37:40 AM »
Quote from: Nick on April 10, 2008, 08:53:43 AM
Years ago we went on a visit to Mrs Nick's nasty sister who gaves us six bags of horse shit.

It was the start of a driving holiday and the stuff sat in the back of my car for 10 days!!

In the summer.

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Nick tries to find a way of getting the horse-shite in the car



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Re: Thursday
« Reply #22 on: April 10, 2008, 09:47:13 AM »
Mission Accomplished…  cloud9:
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Re: Thursday
« Reply #23 on: April 10, 2008, 09:48:03 AM »
That was quick.

More work on the trellis then?

Or urgent business "elsewhere"? eyes:
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Re: Thursday
« Reply #24 on: April 10, 2008, 09:50:50 AM »
Quote from: Nick on April 10, 2008, 09:48:03 AM
That was quick.

More work on the trellis then?

Or urgent business "elsewhere"? eyes:
Trellis finished... stuff dumped... nice big cup o' tea and LL out for a few hours...  cloud9:

Oh and it is raining so I can't go outside anyway...  cloud9:
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Re: Thursday
« Reply #25 on: April 10, 2008, 10:05:52 AM »
Quote from: Barman on April 10, 2008, 09:07:06 AM
Quote from: Nick on April 10, 2008, 09:05:33 AM
All my hair fell out
Can you catch that from inhaling horse-shite fumes then?

Why would you be worried?
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Re: Thursday
« Reply #26 on: April 10, 2008, 10:06:52 AM »
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Re: Thursday
« Reply #27 on: April 10, 2008, 10:08:30 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on April 10, 2008, 10:05:52 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 10, 2008, 09:07:06 AM
Quote from: Nick on April 10, 2008, 09:05:33 AM
All my hair fell out
Can you catch that from inhaling horse-shite fumes then?

Why would you be worried?
noooo:

Have a smite for your trouble...
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Re: Thursday
« Reply #28 on: April 10, 2008, 10:08:42 AM »
Quote from: Nick on April 10, 2008, 09:11:27 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on April 10, 2008, 09:07:59 AM
Quote from: Nick on April 10, 2008, 08:58:45 AM
Mrs Nick wouldn't let me. Dolt


We never used it though

So what exactly DID you do with it?
Dump it at the roadside? ::)

Oh, and what's all this about traffic lights on the way to dropping 'The Boy' off at school? There aren't any. confused:

Yes there are you idiot. Middle of Neston, next to the Chinese where they are doing all those stupid building works and have turned one road one way.


SEE?!


Sorry. Bit behind the latest developments. See pm.
 Didn't realise this was the 'new route' now. redface:
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Re: Thursday
« Reply #29 on: April 10, 2008, 10:09:28 AM »
I used to drive, daily, past a Pick Your Own farm. They had a nice large sign headed PYO and beneath the PYO a number of hooks from which they would have a variety of small boards detailing whatever produce was available. "Strawberries" "Blackcurrants" "Runner Beans" etc. These obviously changed with the seasons. At the bottom of their sign were the words, in bright red, "JUST DRIVE IN"

Passing the farm one evening on that way home I noted that a new and previously unseen product was available and the sign now read:

            PYO
    HORSE MANURE
JUST DRIVE IN


Laughed so hard nearly went into the car in front ~ the driver of which had also started to laugh. I suspect we both had the mental image of picking over the lumps of manure to select the best.
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