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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Stocking Tops
« Reply #60 on: February 16, 2011, 06:22:04 PM »
There is a line at the top of the thigh of each leg of a pair of tights - hence if you got past there, you were laughing.

Not true if you encountered the dreaded PG.  evil:

Also true if you passed the top of the stocking to reach the soft thigh above you were Highly Delighted.
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Re: Stocking Tops
« Reply #61 on: February 16, 2011, 06:23:34 PM »
I have gone all damp  redface:
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Re: Stocking Tops
« Reply #62 on: February 16, 2011, 06:25:33 PM »
I have gone all damp  redface:

All over damp or just in the underpant area?
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Re: Stocking Tops
« Reply #63 on: February 16, 2011, 06:26:44 PM »
One for the Welsh contingent




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Re: Stocking Tops
« Reply #64 on: February 16, 2011, 06:33:40 PM »
PTMS & Stockings combined...


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Re: Stocking Tops
« Reply #65 on: February 16, 2011, 06:43:21 PM »
PTMS & Stockings combined...


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Re: Stocking Tops
« Reply #66 on: February 16, 2011, 06:44:39 PM »
There is a line at the top of the thigh of each leg of a pair of tights - hence if you got past there, you were laughing.

Not true if you encountered the dreaded PG.  evil:

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Re: Stocking Tops
« Reply #67 on: February 16, 2011, 06:45:41 PM »
   ::)  Panty Girdle
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Re: Stocking Tops
« Reply #69 on: February 16, 2011, 07:00:45 PM »
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Re: Stocking Tops
« Reply #70 on: February 16, 2011, 07:03:23 PM »
I must say, Miss D and her industrial gusset have much to live up to tomorrow  noooo:
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Re: Stocking Tops
« Reply #71 on: February 16, 2011, 07:35:49 PM »
I must say, Miss D and her industrial gusset have much to live up to tomorrow  noooo:

You are truly delusional   noooo:
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Re: Stocking Tops
« Reply #72 on: February 16, 2011, 07:36:37 PM »
One for JOM

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Re: Stocking Tops
« Reply #73 on: February 16, 2011, 07:38:45 PM »
   ::)  Panty Girdle

And I would know that exactly how? noooo:
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Re: Stocking Tops
« Reply #74 on: February 16, 2011, 07:48:29 PM »
I must say, Miss D and her industrial gusset have much to live up to tomorrow  noooo:

You are truly delusional   noooo:
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