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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Stocking Tops
« Reply #105 on: February 17, 2011, 09:18:36 AM »
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And I would know that exactly how? noooo:

Erm, you are of a certain age.


Indeed I am but have never worn one.  My grandmother had one she would sleep with it and a huge brassiere under her pillow. confused:
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Re: Stocking Tops
« Reply #106 on: February 17, 2011, 10:32:02 AM »
   ::)  Panty Girdle

And I would know that exactly how? noooo:

Erm, you are of a certain age.


Indeed I am but have never worn one.  My grandmother had one she would sleep with it and a huge brassiere under her pillow. confused:

You are lucky.

The ex Mrs Tel's mother made her wear one (not for school though). Think she thought it was a modern day version of a chastity belt.

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Re: Stocking Tops
« Reply #107 on: February 17, 2011, 11:55:11 AM »
Sounds as though I got off lightly. razz:  My grandmother used to tie my hair in rags on Sunday evenings made for little or no sleep on Sunday night and looking like Crystal Tips on Monday morning. redface:



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Re: Stocking Tops
« Reply #108 on: February 17, 2011, 12:20:04 PM »
Sounds as though I got off lightly. razz:  My grandmother used to tie my hair in rags on Sunday evenings made for little or no sleep on Sunday night and looking like Crystal Tips on Monday morning. redface:





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Re: Stocking Tops
« Reply #109 on: February 17, 2011, 12:36:12 PM »
Old fashioned way of giving girls curls.  ::)

Nowadays they use strips of foam rubber.
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« Reply #110 on: February 17, 2011, 01:09:41 PM »
Old fashioned way of giving girls curls.  ::)

Nowadays they use strips of foam rubber.

Why? Shrugs:
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Re: Stocking Tops
« Reply #111 on: February 17, 2011, 01:18:31 PM »
Old fashioned way of giving girls curls.  ::)

Nowadays they use strips of foam rubber.

Why? Shrugs:

To make straight hair curly you dolt!  Banghead

It may be uncomfortable but it beats sleeping (or rather not sleeping) in rollers

Opposite of those who "iron" their hair to make it straight.

Why should any of this be of interest to you of all people?
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Re: Stocking Tops
« Reply #112 on: February 17, 2011, 01:21:08 PM »
Old fashioned way of giving girls curls.  ::)

Nowadays they use strips of foam rubber.

Why? Shrugs:

To make straight hair curly you dolt!  Banghead

It may be uncomfortable but it beats sleeping (or rather not sleeping) in rollers

Opposite of those who "iron" their hair to make it straight.

Why should any of this be of interest to you of all people?


I'm just being mischievous...  redface:
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Re: Stocking Tops
« Reply #113 on: February 17, 2011, 01:22:09 PM »
Strange we haven't got a user named Miss Chievous...  rubschin:
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Re: Stocking Tops
« Reply #114 on: February 17, 2011, 01:23:03 PM »
Old fashioned way of giving girls curls.  ::)

Nowadays they use strips of foam rubber.

Why? Shrugs:

To make straight hair curly you dolt!  Banghead

It may be uncomfortable but it beats sleeping (or rather not sleeping) in rollers

Opposite of those who "iron" their hair to make it straight.

Why should any of this be of interest to you of all people?


I'm just being mischievous...  redface:

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Re: Stocking Tops
« Reply #115 on: February 17, 2011, 01:25:15 PM »
Strange we haven't got a user named Miss Chievous...  rubschin:

We have! Check the "Membership List"  whistle:




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Re: Stocking Tops
« Reply #116 on: February 18, 2011, 01:30:12 AM »
My grandmother had a huge brassiere under her pillow.
Very warm I'm sure, but didn't the smoke keep her awake?

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Re: Stocking Tops
« Reply #117 on: February 18, 2011, 05:32:33 AM »
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Re: Stocking Tops
« Reply #118 on: February 18, 2011, 10:44:29 AM »
I haven't glimpsed a stocking top in years  noooo:

Still, I am meeting Miss D tomorrow, and after a few voddies  happy088

You can feck right off ...

I'll be wearing 3000 denier , support tights in American Tan  whistle:

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Re: Stocking Tops
« Reply #119 on: February 18, 2011, 10:47:13 AM »
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