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Offline GROWLER

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Just received THIS shite!
« on: April 11, 2008, 11:24:32 AM »
Dear Growler

You have received a new private message at Growlers motoring paradise from Patricia, entitled "Re: Growler

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Hi,I'm new here, how's it going?"Buddhism has the characteristics of what would be expected in a cosmic religion for the future: it transcends a personal God, avoids dogmas and theology; it covers both the natural & spiritual, and it is based on a religious sense aspiring from the experience of all things as a meaningful unity" - Albert Einstein---patriciahttp://stephanie.1sweethost.com

WTF has THIS shite got to do with motoring matters? surrender:

Never even heard of her ffs! cussing:
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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Just received THIS shite!
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2008, 11:25:40 AM »
PM back and ask if she's a goer!
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Re: Just received THIS shite!
« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2008, 11:26:13 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on April 11, 2008, 11:25:40 AM
PM back and ask if she's a goer!

Yes! lol:
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Re: Just received THIS shite!
« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2008, 11:28:33 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on April 11, 2008, 11:24:32 AM
Dear Growler

You have received a new private message at Growlers motoring paradise from Patricia, entitled "Re: Growler

To read the original version, respond to, or delete this message, you must log in here:
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This is the message that was sent:
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Hi,I'm new here, how's it going?"Buddhism has the characteristics of what would be expected in a cosmic religion for the future: it transcends a personal God, avoids dogmas and theology; it covers both the natural & spiritual, and it is based on a religious sense aspiring from the experience of all things as a meaningful unity" - Albert Einstein---patriciahttp://stephanie.1sweethost.com

WTF has THIS shite got to do with motoring matters? surrender:

Never even heard of her ffs! cussing:

I met a nice French girl once who was a member of some odd religion. She regarded sex as something that was pleasing to some deity or other.... eyes:
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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Just received THIS shite!
« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2008, 11:30:16 AM »
You mean she took one look at you and said "Oh my God!"
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Re: Just received THIS shite!
« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2008, 11:31:29 AM »
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Nah, some modern branch of Hinduism.Bitlike the Hare Krishnas but without the orange robes.

She insisted on wearing rubber gloves! rubschin:
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Re: Just received THIS shite!
« Reply #6 on: April 11, 2008, 11:32:28 AM »
I think I might too  ;)
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Offline GROWLER

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Re: Just received THIS shite!
« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2008, 11:40:10 AM »
Another email just now too!

Dear Growler,
Thank you for your application to join our database of Mystery Shoppers. This email is to confirm safe receipt of your details and to give you your Password and Unique ID.

Password: WATCH OUT GROWLERS ABOUT
Your Unique ID: 'HAPPY TO HELP'

You will be contacted when suitable work becomes available in your area, these details will then be required.
We look forward to being able to work with you soon.

Being in such a permanent shit mood lately, I decided this may be an excellent way of getting my own back on all these smug rancid car dealers etc., and earn a very few quid in the process! lol:
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Re: Just received THIS shite!
« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2008, 01:36:46 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on April 11, 2008, 11:24:32 AM
WTF has THIS shite got to do with motoring matters? surrender:

Have you never heard of Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance?  whistle:
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