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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Heathrow plans crash zone on motorway
« Reply #60 on: January 16, 2009, 12:06:07 PM »
 rubschin: Just enough time for an election of the Tories who will cancel it and then another election when Labour might get back in and it'll all be on again  ::)
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Re: Heathrow plans crash zone on motorway
« Reply #61 on: January 16, 2009, 01:17:47 PM »
Scary indeed but I had to laugh at the Yank Passenger I heard being interviewed who said "I saw water coming into the cabin and thought this is it I'm going to drown to death"

Well death does tend to be the inevitable outcome of drowning  noooo:

In a similar vein, how often to you hear the dim and simple say "I cut through the mower cable and got electrocuted" when they mean they received a shock.

Electrocuted, like Executed, means a one-way trip involving undertakers and a happy wife clutching insurance documents.
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Re: Heathrow plans crash zone on motorway
« Reply #62 on: January 16, 2009, 01:19:56 PM »
I drowned once.



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Re: Heathrow plans crash zone on motorway
« Reply #63 on: January 16, 2009, 01:25:02 PM »
I drowned once.



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Not a fishermans friend?
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Re: Heathrow plans crash zone on motorway
« Reply #64 on: January 16, 2009, 01:27:09 PM »
He smelt of crabs, so no
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Re: Heathrow plans crash zone on motorway
« Reply #65 on: January 16, 2009, 08:18:22 PM »
Lots of soldiers have had crabs too. eyes:

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Re: Heathrow plans crash zone on motorway
« Reply #66 on: January 16, 2009, 08:22:24 PM »
I drowned once.



Well, almost  spider:

St Tropez, 1977. NOt pleasant. I had to grab a fisherman

I read this far and wondered if anyone was going to suggest "not a fishermans friend"?  ::)

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Re: Heathrow plans crash zone on motorway
« Reply #67 on: January 16, 2009, 08:23:49 PM »
I drowned once.



Well, almost  spider:

St Tropez, 1977. NOt pleasant. I had to grab a fisherman

I read this far and wondered if anyone was going to suggest "not a fishermans friend"?  ::)

At least this site never disappoints  ;)
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