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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: One for the egg heads
« Reply #30 on: April 13, 2008, 03:35:55 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on April 13, 2008, 02:58:09 PM
So where did the train come in?
Platform 4.  ::)
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Re: One for the egg heads
« Reply #31 on: April 13, 2008, 03:37:33 PM »
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I just knew someone would know. My Dad never tired of that one.
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Re: One for the egg heads
« Reply #32 on: April 13, 2008, 04:11:41 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on April 13, 2008, 02:47:53 PM
If you place a celluprime into the equation which in my way of thinking is of utmost importance, x in fact =18/655 therefore leading to an optimum terminal speed minus the force of gravity divided by 4.222. and concludes to the eventual height of desent or asent, depending on which way you look at it, to being the exact height of re-entry downwards into the chasm before falling back towards the core, where it will assume constant equalirsiasm in a circular motion pointing n,w,s, and east at the same time.
 
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Re: One for the egg heads
« Reply #33 on: April 13, 2008, 05:03:02 PM »
I disagree. So there. And I am always right. Unless Mrs TMR (to be) says otherwise...
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Re: One for the egg heads
« Reply #34 on: April 13, 2008, 05:34:09 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on April 13, 2008, 05:03:02 PM
I disagree. So there. And I am always right. Unless Mrs TMR (to be) says otherwise...


Spoken like a man!















(Just like the rest of us men here ::) )
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Re: One for the egg heads
« Reply #35 on: April 13, 2008, 08:13:31 PM »
Meanwhile, whilst out 'up me 'ill' this avvy, I've been doing some very serious thinking..... rubschin:

There are many more unanswered scientific questions that need resolving.
Stand by you egg 'eds............. tunble:

Anyway, it's just under an 8000 mile hole we've got to dig, so we better get crackin'.
If I start in our garden, we should break through into the Pacific Ocean just north of New Zealand in errrrr...approx 3500 years time I reckon, or 35,000 including ale breaks.
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Re: One for the egg heads
« Reply #36 on: April 14, 2008, 05:11:04 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on April 13, 2008, 08:13:31 PM
Meanwhile, whilst out 'up me 'ill' this avvy, I've been doing some very serious thinking..... rubschin:

There are many more unanswered scientific questions that need resolving.
Stand by you egg 'eds............. tunble:

Anyway, it's just under an 8000 mile hole we've got to dig, so we better get crackin'.
If I start in our garden, we should break through into the Pacific Ocean just north of New Zealand in errrrr...approx 3500 years time I reckon, or 35,000 including ale breaks.
That’d be interesting…

What will the water do then, pour down the ‘ole then back out again as ‘ot water?  rubschin:
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Re: One for the egg heads
« Reply #37 on: April 14, 2008, 07:34:46 AM »
D'ya know BM, this thread could so easily have been about you, could'n it?  rubschin:
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Re: One for the egg heads
« Reply #38 on: April 14, 2008, 07:35:30 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on April 14, 2008, 07:34:46 AM
D'ya know BM, this thread could so easily have been about you, could'n it?  rubschin:
'Cos I am very clever you mean...?  rubschin:
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Re: One for the egg heads
« Reply #39 on: April 14, 2008, 07:40:19 AM »
Quote from: Barman on April 14, 2008, 07:35:30 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on April 14, 2008, 07:34:46 AM
D'ya know BM, this thread could so easily have been about you, could'n it?  rubschin:
'Cos I am very clever you mean...?  rubschin:

Yes, that's right  ::) ::) ::)

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Re: One for the egg heads
« Reply #40 on: April 14, 2008, 07:42:00 AM »
A good ole chortle was had....and so early on a monday morning too! happy001

Yes dear BM, yes, of course. whistle:
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Re: One for the egg heads
« Reply #41 on: April 14, 2008, 07:45:13 AM »
Anyway, what I really need to know now, is what is the exact weight that a living creature will survive from a 50ft fall onto a hard surface? rubschin:
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Re: One for the egg heads
« Reply #42 on: April 14, 2008, 07:51:42 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on April 14, 2008, 07:45:13 AM
Anyway, what I really need to know now, is what is the exact weight that a living creature will survive from a 50ft fall onto a hard surface? rubschin:
Why? What does Mrs Growler weigh?
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Re: One for the egg heads
« Reply #43 on: April 14, 2008, 07:53:03 AM »
I think Nick is our man for this one...
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Re: One for the egg heads
« Reply #44 on: April 14, 2008, 07:57:03 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on April 14, 2008, 07:51:42 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on April 14, 2008, 07:45:13 AM
Anyway, what I really need to know now, is what is the exact weight that a living creature will survive from a 50ft fall onto a hard surface? rubschin:
Why? What does Mrs Growler weigh?

Always too much apparently. ::)

This is a serious question. Why is it you can drop a cat from that height, and it may well survive, but an equal weight dog wouldn't.
Why is it that you can drop a leaf and it will float to the earth, but an exactly the same weight stone sculptured to the same shape would plumit?
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