Inflation = 2½%

[Barman]

[Bar Wench]

 

[Nick]

It's alright for you Baldymort, you are in Cyprus.

You should see my heating bills!

And food bills

And petrol bills

All my bills, come to think of it.

2.5% my arse.

John Prescott's pie bill must be nearly as big as, um, him

[Grumpmeister]

Dont be daft Nick, Prezza gets a government pension so it isnt his pie bill its our bloody pie bill 

[Nick]

And our £15 BILLION that Gordo has just given to the banks.

Must go and check my bank charges!

[Bar Wench]

It's alright for you Baldymort, you are in Cyprus.

You should see my heating bills!

And food bills

And petrol bills

All my bills, come to think of it.

2.5% my arse.

John Prescott's pie bill must be nearly as big as, um, him

How on earth can they get away with 2.5% when it is well documented that gas/electric alone went up by more than that.

[Grumpmeister]

You don't think they are going to include things like house and fuel prices when they calculate inflation do you young wench?

I thought you were more savvy than that.

[Snoopy]

There are Lies, Damned Lies and Statistics. Disraeli

It takes Gordon Brown to raise that statement to a whole new level.

[Uncle Mort]

And our £15 BILLION that Gordo has just given to the banks.

Must go and check my bank charges!

£50 BILLION in all now. 

Just received my P60 showing tax paid in the past year. 

[Nick]

We now own the banks!!

Let us celebrate!