I can't be doing with sheep shaggin' ~ I get out of breath having to keep running round the front to kiss 'em.
Your probably better off with sheep Snoopy, after all, they won't drink your beer, smoke your weed, snort your coke and then tell you that they have to be home early. They also never quiz you about former lovers and then get pissed off when you tell em. Yes, no bloody nagging either.

I don't know why you lot put up with us women really, all said and done.