Chocolate withdrawl

[Bar Wench]

I have a SPLITTING headache.

[Barman]

I have a SPLITTING headache.

Do you want one of my Creme Eggs? 

[GROWLER]

I have a SPLITTING headache.

Well eat some chocolate then you dimbo.

[Bar Wench]

1) I hate cream eggs 
2) Chocolate isn't allowed for at least three weeks. 

[Uncle Mort]

Never mind Sugar, I'm sure a bit of alternative therapy will soon get rid of it. 

[Bar Wench]

Feck off!

[GROWLER]

2) Chocolate isn't allowed for at least three weeks. 

Why/ Who said?

If it's for medical reasons, fair enough, otherwise tell them to piss off.
Life's for living, and choccy makes it more enjoyable cus of the whatsits that are in it, that get your thingies tingling or summat, so just DO IT! OK? 

[Grumpmeister]

Question, is it just chocolate that you've been banned from or all sweets? 

[Barman]

1) I hate cream eggs 
2) Chocolate isn't allowed for at least three weeks. 

Have a smoke instead?

[Darwins Selection]

1) I hate cream eggs 
2) Chocolate isn't allowed for at least three weeks. 

Have a smoke instead?

[Bar Wench]

All sweets. 

I cut out caffine next week too. 

[Barman]

All sweets. 

I cut out caffine next week too. 

Not nicotine tho, eh? 

[Grumpmeister]

All sweets. 

I cut out caffine next week too. 

Note to self: Next week, HIDE!!! 

[Bar Wench]

All sweets. 

I cut out caffine next week too. 

Not nicotine tho, eh? 

Don't remind me. Smoking was the only thing that got me through the withdrawl period last time.

[Berek]

I share your plight Wenchy, I havent had any chocolate for 3 weeks and 2 days, the doctor told me to cut out one of my 2 main vices, cheese and chocolate, in order to get me off the statins,

I long for a topic bar

if my cholesterol hasn't dropped next blood test i'm having an orgy with some Mars Bars..