Chocolate withdrawl

[Snoopy]

My BiL is a bit like that toward his sisters and mother. Mind when Mrs S#2 and I bought our first flat (before she was Mrs S and was Mrs Somebody-Else) he turned up to help us move in. He was carrying in one hand a stunning girl, who neither of us had ever seen before, and in the other carrier bag containing a litre of Gordons Gin, two bottles of tonic and a bag of ice ~ he had a lemon in his pocket. A man with the right priorities I thought. We only unpacked enough boxes to locate the glasses that evening.

[Bar Wench]

I'm only really going to have a nose at the girlfriend's family. 

[Snoopy]

Best reason in the world I'd have thought.

[Bar Wench]

I think so. Mr Wench is less than impressed. 

[Snoopy]

With what the Totty or the reason?

[Bar Wench]

With what the Totty or the reason?

Both.

The Totty is tall.
The reason is crap.

[Snoopy]

Of course ~ he is Welsh and thus a short arse. All wimmin would look tall to him ~ Don't let him meet Mrs S or the THW then 'cos they are both 5'10" ~ scare him to death they would, look you.

[Bar Wench]

Crick in his neck just thinking about it!

[Snoopy]

Is he the short bodied or the short legged variety? I have noticed that they come in either sort. Some even seem taller when sitting down  . They don't actually "hinge" in the middle like normal people.

[Bar Wench]

I don't know! I've never really paid that much attention!

His Mum is little legged though.

[Snoopy]

I don't know! I've never really paid that much attention!

His Mum is little legged though.

Walk behind him sometime. When he crosses the road you'll soon notice if his arse almost touches the kerb when he steps into the road. Then you'll know he is the short legged variety.

[Grumpmeister]

Is he the short bodied or the short legged variety? I have noticed that they come in either sort. Some even seem taller when sitting down  . They don't actually "hinge" in the middle like normal people.

Something I never thought I'd see mentioned when talking about the Welsh 

[Snoopy]

Is he the short bodied or the short legged variety? I have noticed that they come in either sort. Some even seem taller when sitting down  . They don't actually "hinge" in the middle like normal people.

Something I never thought I'd see mentioned when talking about the Welsh 

  A bit like Army Intelligence you think?









Any other oxymorons whilst we're at it.

My starter would be "Barman's Treat"

[GROWLER]

'Tis karma Growler my dear for boasting about them!


Is it really considered acceptable for sons to dump their families in favour of the girlfriends/wifes?

Growler jnr/snr has done just that to me.
Didn't come around to see his little step brother and sister over Easter 'cus " I had my girlfriend with me all over the holiday, and you've banned her from your place"
So? Bin her for a few hours, or preferably for ever, and get your arse around here. Your step sister has just spent 2 bloody hours designing and writing an Easter card for you.
We're still waiting.

Found the bloody time to go 'round for dinner at her bloody families dump though.
My piss actually combusted on this occassion.

I was actually in a fairly good mood this evening UNTIL I read this thread again.

[Grumpmeister]

Any other oxymorons whilst we're at it.

My starter would be "Barman's Treat"

But he is going to give you a treat tonight hound, he's cooking you a special dinner....