Why do wimmin need so many pairs of pants?

[Nick]

I have just been sorting out the washing (clean)

The Boy has a whole sack full of tishirts and trousers and socks

I have a msall stock of jeans and t shirts

Mrs Nick has 4 pairs of pyjamas and 37 pairs of knickers!! This is a week's worth of washing FFS!!

I suspect she is taking in washing for the neighbours and making me do it.

I reckon I can muster about 10 pairs of underpants in varying stages of decay.

So why does she have 37 in the wash and about another 200 pairs in her THREE knicker drawers?

[Darwins Selection]

I have just been sorting out the washing (clean)

The Boy has a whole sack full of tishirts and trousers and socks

I have a msall stock of jeans and t shirts

Mrs Nick has 4 pairs of pyjamas and 37 pairs of knickers!! This is a week's worth of washing FFS!!

I suspect she is taking in washing for the neighbours and making me do it.

I reckon I can muster about 10 pairs of underpants in varying stages of decay.

So why does she have 37 in the wash and about another 200 pairs in her THREE knicker drawers?

Skid mark phobia?

[The Moan Ranger]

Suggest Mrs Nick puts trousers/skirt/jeans on before looking in the mirror and asking "does my bum look big in this"? Then suggest that the knickers aren't the problem.

Then run, run, run...

[Snoopy]

IMHO The only thing a woman needs knickers for is to keep her ankles warm.

[Bar Wench]

Because we change our knickers if we change our outfits and if we have a shower. Unlike blokes who seem to think the same pair will do for an average 48 hours. 

[Nick]

blokes who seem to think the same pair will do for an average 48 hours = Mr Wench

[Darwins Selection]

blokes who seem to think the same pair will do for an average 48 hours = Mr Wench

Why do his need changing that often?

[Nick]

Too much curry or general over-excitement.

Most certainly the former

[Bar Wench]

If you've put pants on and worn them they become dirty. If you then have a shower why would you put the same pair on again? 

[Nick]

If you've put pants on and worn them they become dirty

I like the IF, and I note the inevitability of the cruddiness.

Speak for yerself!

[TG]

If you've put pants on and worn them they become dirty. If you then have a shower why would you put the same pair on again? 

To save on the ironing? Mind you, who irons kecks.  

[Bar Wench]

Who irons? 

[Nick]

My MIL irons socks!!

[Bar Wench]

Life is too short. I was playing with my sewing machine at the weekend and had to get the iron out to press seams. Neither of us could remember where it lived. 

[Nick]

Bachelor days

Put on a slightly damp shirt, breathe out and watch the wrinkles disappear (or go the sexy dry cleaner over the road )

I only iron in hotels!