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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: Help for an ebay virgin
« Reply #30 on: April 22, 2008, 12:15:45 PM »
If you dont get that saxophone its also worth trying different ways of spelling it, wrongly spelt auctions can save you a fortune as they aren't picket up by the search engine as often.
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Re: Help for an ebay virgin
« Reply #31 on: April 22, 2008, 12:18:03 PM »
What would a sexophone get me then? eeek:
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Re: Help for an ebay virgin
« Reply #32 on: April 22, 2008, 12:18:54 PM »
A Saxaphone from Surrey I should think.  ;)
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Re: Help for an ebay virgin
« Reply #33 on: April 22, 2008, 12:22:09 PM »
That would be a disappointment noooo:
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Re: Help for an ebay virgin
« Reply #34 on: April 22, 2008, 12:27:30 PM »
I googled for an Image using Sexaphone and the first one up was ....................



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Re: Help for an ebay virgin
« Reply #35 on: April 22, 2008, 01:16:56 PM »
I am presently winning at 117!

Not for =sex on the phone though noooo:

Or anywhere else for that matter Banghead
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Re: Help for an ebay virgin
« Reply #36 on: April 22, 2008, 01:19:39 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on April 22, 2008, 12:18:54 PM
A Saxaphone from Surrey I should think.  ;)

Don't f(uk with the Surrey massive, hound. We'll beat yo ass  eveilgrin:
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Re: Help for an ebay virgin
« Reply #37 on: April 22, 2008, 01:20:59 PM »
 noooo: Tsk!
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Re: Help for an ebay virgin
« Reply #38 on: April 22, 2008, 01:21:47 PM »
That would be

"Evening dorgy. We are the Surray massive. We shall smack your bottom"

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Re: Help for an ebay virgin
« Reply #39 on: April 22, 2008, 01:35:22 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 22, 2008, 01:21:47 PM
That would be

"Evening dorgy. We are the Surray massive. We shall smack your bottom"

Happy to help spider:

Thank you for your valued input - the hound is toothless and you are roofless  8)
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Re: Help for an ebay virgin
« Reply #40 on: April 22, 2008, 01:35:50 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on April 22, 2008, 01:35:22 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 22, 2008, 01:21:47 PM
That would be

"Evening dorgy. We are the Surray massive. We shall smack your bottom"

Happy to help spider:

Thank you for your valued input - the hound is toothless and you are roofless  8)
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Re: Help for an ebay virgin
« Reply #41 on: April 22, 2008, 01:44:03 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on April 22, 2008, 01:35:22 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 22, 2008, 01:21:47 PM
That would be

"Evening dorgy. We are the Surray massive. We shall smack your bottom"

Happy to help spider:

Thank you for your valued input - the hound is toothless and you are roofless  8)

Currently, yes. evil:
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Re: Help for an ebay virgin
« Reply #42 on: April 22, 2008, 02:02:47 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 22, 2008, 01:44:03 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on April 22, 2008, 01:35:22 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 22, 2008, 01:21:47 PM
That would be

"Evening dorgy. We are the Surray massive. We shall smack your bottom"

Happy to help spider:

Thank you for your valued input - the hound is toothless and you are roofless  8)

Currently, yes. evil:

It's very sunny and warm here in Sutton. I may leave the office early and enjoy a few Young's in the pub garden...

Let me know if the noise from the roof drives you to homicidal tendencies, won't you Nick?! I'll pick it up via the BlackBerry. Whilst drinking. In the sun.  lol:
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Re: Help for an ebay virgin
« Reply #43 on: April 22, 2008, 02:10:40 PM »
He already left ~ school run. Then it'll be piano practice or swimming or some other activity that involves parting with mega money and driving half way round the county. I shall be doing that myself later. Minor is nursing his junior lemsip but Minimus is still to be collect from Afterschool Club at 4.30 and THW to be taken to Badminton Club for 5. Then there is dinner to prep and cook before collecting THW from BC and ushering wife in from her labours at 7 and 7.30 respectively. A hound doesn't get a minute to himself on a Tuesday afternoon.
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Re: Help for an ebay virgin
« Reply #44 on: April 22, 2008, 02:33:32 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on April 22, 2008, 01:35:22 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 22, 2008, 01:21:47 PM
That would be

"Evening dorgy. We are the Surray massive. We shall smack your bottom"

Happy to help spider:

Thank you for your valued input - the hound is toothless and you are roofless  8)

Keep pushing Nick like that and he'll come to visit......  eeek:
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