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Re: Nick's all new ROOFER blog
« Reply #75 on: April 29, 2008, 05:38:35 PM »
Oh I'll be fine ~ I'm sure
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Re: Nick's all new ROOFER blog
« Reply #76 on: April 29, 2008, 06:41:45 PM »
Oh I'll be fine ~ I'm sure

What could possibly go ...? etc etc

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Re: Nick's all new ROOFER blog
« Reply #77 on: April 29, 2008, 06:52:04 PM »
I'd be very careful. He'll start using words like Purlin, Rafter, Joist and Beam. It's all code I've heard  ;)

Beam is a code word? Aw bugger, I'll never be able to watch Star Trek again. 'Beam me up Scotty' now has a different connotation.  eeek:
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Re: Nick's all new ROOFER blog
« Reply #78 on: April 29, 2008, 06:56:00 PM »
I'd be very careful. He'll start using words like Purlin, Rafter, Joist and Beam. It's all code I've heard  ;)

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Re: Nick's all new ROOFER blog
« Reply #79 on: May 05, 2008, 05:44:11 PM »
In which a sudden rainstorm leaves us with water running down the walls.

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Re: Nick's all new ROOFER blog
« Reply #80 on: May 05, 2008, 05:50:19 PM »
Seems like a bad day for water related utilities all round  happy100





the spicey (not chewy!) spring lamb casseroley thingy however smells great!

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Re: Nick's all new ROOFER blog
« Reply #81 on: May 05, 2008, 06:26:08 PM »
Jolly good.If it turns out chewy I can smear it on my ROOF! evil:
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Re: Nick's all new ROOFER blog
« Reply #82 on: May 06, 2008, 05:47:35 AM »
In which a sudden rainstorm leaves us with water running down the walls.

INSIDE THE HOUSE! evil:
The lead has been nicked prolly...  whistle:
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Re: Nick's all new ROOFER blog
« Reply #83 on: May 06, 2008, 10:22:32 AM »
They are all up there sunbathing today evil:
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Re: Nick's all new ROOFER blog
« Reply #84 on: May 06, 2008, 12:08:16 PM »
They are all up there sunbathing today evil:
Who? The lead thieves?  rubschin:
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Re: Nick's all new ROOFER blog
« Reply #85 on: May 06, 2008, 12:09:48 PM »
Thety do the odd bit of banging.




































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Re: Nick's all new ROOFER blog
« Reply #86 on: May 06, 2008, 12:10:35 PM »
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Re: Nick's all new ROOFER blog
« Reply #87 on: May 07, 2008, 08:18:49 AM »
It turns out that one of hte roofers collects football scarvies ( eeek:). FOr reasons best known to himself he has brought a load of them here today to show me. I did my best to "admire" them. Fortunately the phone rang.
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Re: Nick's all new ROOFER blog
« Reply #88 on: May 07, 2008, 08:26:23 AM »
It turns out that one of the roofers collects scarvies

He needs to eat more citrus fruit.
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Re: Nick's all new ROOFER blog
« Reply #89 on: May 07, 2008, 08:33:55 AM »
 doh:
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