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Re: Nick's all new ROOFER blog
« Reply #90 on: May 07, 2008, 08:53:40 AM »
It turns out that one of the roofers collects scarvies

He needs to eat more citrus fruit.
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Re: Nick's all new ROOFER blog
« Reply #91 on: May 11, 2008, 06:19:11 PM »
Big thunderstorm here. MOre raining inside the house! evil:
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Re: Nick's all new ROOFER blog
« Reply #92 on: May 11, 2008, 06:22:09 PM »
Big thunderstorm here. MOre raining inside the house! evil:
= missing lead...  whistle:
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Re: Nick's all new ROOFER blog
« Reply #93 on: May 11, 2008, 06:24:44 PM »
= no tiles yet! evil:
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Re: Nick's all new ROOFER blog
« Reply #94 on: May 11, 2008, 06:26:33 PM »
= no tiles yet! evil:
They nicked the tiles too?  eeek:
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Re: Nick's all new ROOFER blog
« Reply #95 on: May 11, 2008, 06:37:52 PM »
Whyfore they not sheet it with tarpaulins? Any fool knew it would rain some time over the weekend.
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Re: Nick's all new ROOFER blog
« Reply #96 on: May 11, 2008, 06:38:39 PM »
ME? eeek:

Go on the roof? eeek:
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Re: Nick's all new ROOFER blog
« Reply #97 on: May 11, 2008, 06:40:46 PM »
ME? eeek:

Go on the roof? eeek:

I think he meant Nicked as in stolen ... not Nicked as in Cat's arse trophy.
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Re: Nick's all new ROOFER blog
« Reply #98 on: May 12, 2008, 08:56:43 AM »
In which Mrs Nick gives the roofers an earful about the leaky roof  scared2:

They are looking very pale.
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Re: Nick's all new ROOFER blog
« Reply #99 on: May 12, 2008, 08:57:20 AM »
In which Mrs Nick gives the roofers an earful about the leaky roof  scared2:

They are looking very pale.
Any damage?  whistle:
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Re: Nick's all new ROOFER blog
« Reply #100 on: May 12, 2008, 08:58:09 AM »
I have given them some sweet tea and those foil blankets  noooo:
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Re: Nick's all new ROOFER blog
« Reply #101 on: May 15, 2008, 06:58:30 AM »
In which we discover that the roofing work has distrubed a mouse nest. Or more likely a mouse village  eeek:

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Re: Nick's all new ROOFER blog
« Reply #102 on: May 15, 2008, 07:35:24 AM »
In which we discover that the roofing work has distrubed a mouse nest. Or more likely a mouse village  eeek:

Scuttle scuttle
Nibble nibble
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Well at least it didn't disturb it, or you would have had a real problem.
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Re: Nick's all new ROOFER blog
« Reply #103 on: May 15, 2008, 08:31:28 AM »
Owing to the effects of long tern Nick-o--ray exposure Nick has to hire specialist help to deal with the rodent problem....



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Re: Nick's all new ROOFER blog
« Reply #104 on: May 15, 2008, 08:33:54 AM »
In which we discover that the roofing work has distrubed a mouse nest. Or more likely a mouse village  eeek:

Scuttle scuttle
Nibble nibble
Scream scream

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The gas will kill them... prolly...  whistle:
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