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Man with silly name shags twin
« on: April 22, 2008, 01:06:23 PM »
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7359889.stm

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"We were euphoric afterwards, walking around the city and then sipping champagne and chatting away in our hotel suite until the early hours.


"Chatting". Sure. ANother lying politician! evil:
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Re: Man with silly name shags twin
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2008, 01:22:16 PM »
I 'spect it's true. Would you want to bed either of them?  noooo:
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Re: Man with silly name shags twin
« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2008, 01:23:27 PM »
Not him, no. Why?
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Re: Man with silly name shags twin
« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2008, 01:25:47 PM »
Well I expect she kept talking to avoid going to bed with him. Prolly getting married for the same reason. She gets her passport and he won't get his leg-over. We all know that stops once the wedding band slips over her finger.
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Re: Man with silly name shags twin
« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2008, 01:27:12 PM »
Tell Wenchy! eveilgrin:
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Re: Man with silly name shags twin
« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2008, 01:28:57 PM »
Nah ~ She has a good arrangement.

He's Welsh and as a bonus she gets the wool. ;)
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Re: Man with silly name shags twin
« Reply #6 on: April 22, 2008, 01:31:35 PM »
Wenchy and I are now an item.SHe has seen the error of her ways and is coming here to help with some, er, patio work.

I have new underpants


and so on






















also some chocolate

































this may all go wrong
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Re: Man with silly name shags twin
« Reply #7 on: April 22, 2008, 01:32:39 PM »
The best laid plans (& Patios) of mice and men etc.................
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Re: Man with silly name shags twin
« Reply #8 on: April 22, 2008, 01:45:43 PM »
Wenchy turns out to be larger than I thought.

A lot larger scared2:
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Re: Man with silly name shags twin
« Reply #9 on: April 22, 2008, 01:48:20 PM »
Keep digging then  ::)
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Re: Man with silly name shags twin
« Reply #10 on: April 22, 2008, 04:05:58 PM »
JCB arriving soon. noooo:
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Re: Man with silly name shags twin
« Reply #11 on: April 22, 2008, 04:15:10 PM »
I can just imagine the proposal:

Lembik: "Will you marry me"
Cheeky bint: "YES TES! I'll become English"
Lembik: "What did you say?"
Cheeky Bint: "Oops....er....I was so excited I replied in Romanian"
Lembik: Ah, that's ok then.

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Re: Man with silly name shags twin
« Reply #12 on: April 22, 2008, 07:26:00 PM »
Read mylips

"My name is Mrs Lembit Opik and I am, um English. IsanoldEnglish name, yes?"
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