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Offline Olga

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Excuse but...
« on: May 24, 2007, 09:59:12 PM »
Sorry boys but I don't come in Saloon much but I just see on TV this guy Millibland.

Oh my gosh, I take look in dix and I think words are oilly twat or somthing. He looks in your rubitch bins for you? I seen his type before in old country, very bad man. Can you arrange shoot hims, please? I thought Ukay was nice place but I fear yous is going wrong way with men like this. I weep for you.

Sorry, I go back to Grills Stiff now, sniff

*poka, snivvle, poka, perhaps make big mistake*
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Re: Excuse but...
« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2007, 10:11:11 PM »
Do you honestly not tire of taking additional time to post this bollocks in ever so convincing broken eeenglesh?   ::)
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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: Excuse but...
« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2007, 08:45:34 AM »
I enjoy Olga's (and those other facets of a fertile mind) ramblings.

Keep it up. worthy:
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Re: Excuse but...
« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2007, 09:15:15 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on May 25, 2007, 08:45:34 AM
I enjoy Olga's (and those other facets of a fertile mind) ramblings.

Keep it up. worthy:
Me too...
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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Excuse but...
« Reply #4 on: May 25, 2007, 09:31:16 AM »
Quote from: Barman on May 25, 2007, 09:15:15 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on May 25, 2007, 08:45:34 AM
I enjoy Olga's (and those other facets of a fertile mind) ramblings.

Keep it up. worthy:
Me too...
It is up but nobody noticed. noooo:
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Offline Barman

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Re: Excuse but...
« Reply #5 on: May 25, 2007, 09:35:48 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 25, 2007, 09:31:16 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 25, 2007, 09:15:15 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on May 25, 2007, 08:45:34 AM
I enjoy Olga's (and those other facets of a fertile mind) ramblings.

Keep it up. worthy:
Me too...
It is up but nobody noticed. noooo:
That?ll be the cold I expect?  point:
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Re: Excuse but...
« Reply #6 on: May 25, 2007, 10:50:17 AM »
Don't send Olga away she's great!  (miserable g*t, I smote you!!!)
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Mr Happy

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Re: Excuse but...
« Reply #7 on: May 25, 2007, 02:24:33 PM »
I also don't particularly see the point in smiting/smoting, especially admitting to it.  A petty man may just smote you back, then what's achieved?

On every internet forum there is a 'comedy' foreigner.  It wasn't funny in allo allo and it's not funny now!

Just my opinion of course...
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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: Excuse but...
« Reply #8 on: May 25, 2007, 02:27:11 PM »
 scared2:

Mr Happy is laying down the law.
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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Excuse but...
« Reply #9 on: May 25, 2007, 02:31:26 PM »
Don't let him have any more to drink ~ he'll be taking his clothes off next. confused2:
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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Excuse but...
« Reply #10 on: May 25, 2007, 03:53:48 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on May 25, 2007, 02:27:11 PM
Mr Happy is laying down the law.

He is just laying down now.

Olga has 'spoken' with him.

Anybody good at first aid?
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Offline Pastis

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Re: Excuse but...
« Reply #11 on: May 25, 2007, 04:18:53 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 25, 2007, 03:53:48 PM
Olga has 'spoken' with him.
Anybody good at first aid?

I hope it's not the Pollonium enema trick again eyes:
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Re: Excuse but...
« Reply #12 on: May 25, 2007, 06:03:27 PM »


What for,.... this?
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Boozehag

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Re: Excuse but...
« Reply #13 on: May 25, 2007, 06:04:02 PM »
I think Olga's hilarious!!  lol:
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Mr Happy

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Re: Excuse but...
« Reply #14 on: May 26, 2007, 09:53:19 AM »
Oh alright then I'm wrong, if a comedy foreigner is half as entertaining on an internet forum as they were in the fabulous allo allo then may we all bask in their genius.

Where's Mr Tickle when you need cheering up?



Isn't the 'comedy foreigner' one step shy of going onto teen-chat.com and pretending to be a 12 year old boy?

P.S On the hour every hour I'm going to smite you  censored:
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