Oh alright then I'm wrong, if a comedy foreigner is half as entertaining on an internet forum as they were in the fabulous allo allo then may we all bask in their genius.
Where's Mr Tickle when you need cheering up?

Isn't the 'comedy foreigner' one step shy of going onto teen-chat.com and pretending to be a 12 year old boy?
P.S On the hour every hour I'm going to smite you 
Only if the reasons for doing it are nefarious. I have yet to be 'groomed' by a 'comedy foreigner'

I don't see anything wrong with a bit of 'Away with the fairies' behaviour on the net as long as it isn't malicious, acting out an Alta-ego on the net is one of the few freedoms that is left to most ordinary folk these days