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Landlady strangled with her own pants shock
« on: April 25, 2008, 12:43:22 PM »
Yes, I am  bored noooo:

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Re: Landlady strangled with her own pants shock
« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2008, 12:45:28 PM »
Tsk! Not a nice fantasy even if you are bored.

Barman strangled by Landlady after finding him in her pants might have possibilities though. whistle:
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Re: Landlady strangled with her own pants shock
« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2008, 12:46:55 PM »
Using them as a head covering perchance! spider:
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Re: Landlady strangled with her own pants shock
« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2008, 12:47:22 PM »
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Re: Landlady strangled with her own pants shock
« Reply #4 on: April 25, 2008, 01:03:24 PM »
I think he'd be more likely found stretching out her stilletos!

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Re: Landlady strangled with her own pants shock
« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2008, 01:03:54 PM »
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Re: Landlady strangled with her own pants shock
« Reply #6 on: April 25, 2008, 01:05:52 PM »
I think he'd be more likely found stretching out her stilletos!

Perhaps both  eeek:
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Re: Landlady strangled with her own pants shock
« Reply #7 on: April 25, 2008, 01:06:24 PM »
I think he'd be more likely found stretching out her stilletos!

Perhaps both  eeek:

Should we be calling him Bar Maid from now on?  eeek:

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Re: Landlady strangled with her own pants shock
« Reply #8 on: April 25, 2008, 01:09:13 PM »
We shall have to club together for a wig
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Re: Landlady strangled with her own pants shock
« Reply #9 on: April 25, 2008, 01:10:29 PM »
Blonde or red?

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Re: Landlady strangled with her own pants shock
« Reply #10 on: April 25, 2008, 01:12:01 PM »
I see him as a blonde. With ringlets.



























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Re: Landlady strangled with her own pants shock
« Reply #11 on: April 25, 2008, 01:27:27 PM »


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Re: Landlady strangled with her own pants shock
« Reply #12 on: April 25, 2008, 01:30:47 PM »
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Re: Landlady strangled with her own pants shock
« Reply #13 on: April 25, 2008, 01:44:31 PM »
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Re: Landlady strangled with her own pants shock
« Reply #14 on: April 25, 2008, 01:47:41 PM »
He is upset by his premature hairloss.

It's very sad noooo:


























































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