Bloody Weather Forecasters

[Nick]

Funnily enough, I'm wearing my summer shoes too (same ones I wear in spring, autumn and winter too)

My missus has four pairs of shoes in the car boot for when we go out at weekends. Different pairs get worn depending on what we are doing. Me, I wear the same ones regardless.

I've never counted them, but I reckon she must have about 30+ pairs of shoes/boots. I realise that men and womens opinions on shoes differ greatly Wenchy, but what do you or anybody else consider to be an accepable number of pairs to own?

(I have five pairs including one pair for gardening)

AAahh the age old quandry of how many pairs of shoes should one have  ... think the answer is never enough really if you are a girl.

I have over 40 pairs and have good reasons for buying all of them 

A girl just have to have options and it is dependant on so many things,
the weather
the length of skirt / dress
terrain
length of time you will be walking
who your trying to impress
how much you want to hurt someone with a good kicking
etc etc etc

I have corrected that for you

[Grumpmeister]

I have over 40 pairs and have good reasons for buying all of them 

A girl just have to have options and it is dependant on just one thing, the magic word - SALE. Although we tell our other halves its because of many thing,
the weather
the length of skirt / dress
terrain
length of time you will be walking
who your trying to impress
etc etc etc

Corrected for you Miss D.  

[Miss Demeanour]

If I wanted to give someone a good going over I wouldn't ruin a perfectly good pair of shoes on them  and I'm afraid the word Sale has no impact on whether I would or would not buy a pair of shoes 

Although I confess I have a beautiful pair that just hurt so much that I am trying to break them in slowly - this is what you need servants with the same size feet for

[Nick]

Have liposuction for your feet? Or other surgery? No one needs that many toes

[Snoopy]

It's coming down like bl**dy stairrods here at the moment. Sort of rain that bounces up two feet after it hits the ground. The High Street outside is like a river as the run off from the mountain has now arrived to join the rain. 

[Miss Demeanour]

Sun is shining brightly and I have just had my lunch out in the garden 

[Snoopy]

Ho Hum!

<Sighs at the injustice of life and wanders off to the kitchen to put the kettle on ~ Tea anyone?>

[Grumpmeister]

Blazing sunshine down here 

I can see it through the little slit window we have in this office 

[Barman]

Ho Hum!

<Sighs at the injustice of life and wanders off to the kitchen to put the kettle on ~ Tea anyone?>

Strong, no sugar... just show it the milk please... 

[Darwins Selection]

I confess I have a beautiful pair

I am surprised Mr Berek hasn't requested a photograph.

[Grumpmeister]

I have a cousin who visits occassionally. Last summer Mrs S#2 commented that the "mules" she was wearing were very nice. "Oh" replied the cousin "These are my second best holiday evening flip flops".......

No chaps I couldn't work it out either.  

I could be wrong but I think thats Bintese for 'I couldnt be bothered to make a real effort for you'