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Offline Bar Wench

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Burnt!
« on: April 28, 2008, 09:19:09 AM »
Again! When will I learn.  surrender:
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Re: Burnt!
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2008, 09:23:51 AM »
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Re: Burnt!
« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2008, 09:29:57 AM »
It is April, in England. I wasn't expecting to need it!
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Re: Burnt!
« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2008, 09:30:38 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on April 28, 2008, 09:29:57 AM
It is April, in England. I wasn't expecting to need it!
You see that big bright thing in the sky...?  whistle:
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Re: Burnt!
« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2008, 09:31:49 AM »


That's you that is...  point:
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Re: Burnt!
« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2008, 09:32:14 AM »
What big bright thing in the sky. I saw an orange thing disappear into Snoopy's house last night.I think he has stolen it. evil:
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Re: Burnt!
« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2008, 09:35:26 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on April 28, 2008, 09:19:09 AM
Again! When will I learn.  surrender:

When you reach middle age and your skin looks like an old and much used handbag.  ::)

Haven't you seen those two legged lizards that lay around in the sun all day in places like Bournemouth, California and Spain? ~ They used to be young, beautiful girls.
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Re: Burnt!
« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2008, 09:40:18 AM »
But I like being brown. The pale and interesting look is not for me. Having said that neither is the magenta crispyness I am currently wearing.
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Re: Burnt!
« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2008, 09:42:13 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on April 28, 2008, 09:40:18 AM
But I like being brown. The pale and interesting look is not for me. Having said that neither is the magenta crispyness I am currently wearing.
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Re: Burnt!
« Reply #9 on: April 28, 2008, 09:43:28 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on April 28, 2008, 09:40:18 AM
But I like being brown. The pale and interesting look is not for me. Having said that neither is the magenta crispyness I am currently wearing.

Fine ~ if you want to look like a snake skin handbag in twenty years time that's up to you.
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Re: Burnt!
« Reply #10 on: April 28, 2008, 09:45:40 AM »
Who is going to look at me then anyway? May as well be the colour I want now as an old bag is an old bag regardless of whether she has lily white skin or not!
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Re: Burnt!
« Reply #11 on: April 28, 2008, 09:46:34 AM »
No way to talk about Mrs Nick! evil:
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Re: Burnt!
« Reply #12 on: April 28, 2008, 09:47:08 AM »
Quote from: Nick on April 28, 2008, 09:46:34 AM
No way to talk about Mrs Nick! evil:

Is she raddled!?!?  eeek:
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Re: Burnt!
« Reply #13 on: April 28, 2008, 09:50:22 AM »
Gong a bit senile. SHe is currently trying to value the contents of the house for insurance purposes which involves wandering about with scraps of paper.

We have just worked out that the replacement value of our books is around £25000 eeek:

She is currently trying to count them noooo:

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Re: Burnt!
« Reply #14 on: April 28, 2008, 09:56:08 AM »
 eeek: That won't be easy! Can't you guesstimate? Or does proper grown-up insurance not work that way?
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