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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: Mrs TG or not Mrs TG
« Reply #75 on: May 08, 2008, 07:56:29 AM »
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I am working... on my speech...  Banghead

Swiped from BM's computer, the (in)famous speech so far:

"I've known mini barmanette for a couple of years now and........er.......um.......(cue to sit down)"

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other than the "insert vomit story here" it has been a privilege and a pleasure to watch her grow up into the beautiful, confident young lady you see before you today.
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Re: Mrs TG or not Mrs TG
« Reply #76 on: May 08, 2008, 08:00:40 AM »
Just a thought but how much has she wound you up over the years BM?

Given that you are a techie you could always make a slideshow presentation to run in the background as youdo your speech. Baby photo's always go down well...  whistle:
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Re: Mrs TG or not Mrs TG
« Reply #77 on: May 08, 2008, 08:16:25 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 08, 2008, 08:00:40 AM
Just a thought but how much has she wound you up over the years BM?

Given that you are a techie you could always make a slideshow presentation to run in the background as youdo your speech. Baby photo's always go down well...  whistle:
I'm having enough problem in Word... I'm not venturing into Powerpoint too...  noooo:
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Re: Mrs TG or not Mrs TG
« Reply #78 on: May 08, 2008, 08:17:13 AM »
May I recommend Microsoft Word for Dummies then BM  whistle:
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Re: Mrs TG or not Mrs TG
« Reply #79 on: May 08, 2008, 08:19:28 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 08, 2008, 08:17:13 AM
May I recommend Microsoft Word for Dummies then BM  whistle:
Do they do FOTB Speeches For Dummies?  rubschin:
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Re: Mrs TG or not Mrs TG
« Reply #80 on: May 08, 2008, 08:29:28 AM »
Try putting Father of the Bride into You Tube. Lots of awful speeches there. spider:
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Re: Mrs TG or not Mrs TG
« Reply #81 on: May 08, 2008, 08:52:00 AM »
Quote from: Nick on May 08, 2008, 08:29:28 AM
Try putting Father of the Bride into You Tube. Lots of awful speeches there. spider:
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Re: Mrs TG or not Mrs TG
« Reply #82 on: May 08, 2008, 08:54:57 AM »
You might get some ideas! spider:

My FIL made a speech.It was so boring that even he got fed up with it and sat down half way through! eeek:
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Re: Mrs TG or not Mrs TG
« Reply #83 on: May 08, 2008, 09:06:50 AM »
Quote from: Nick on May 08, 2008, 08:54:57 AM
You might get some ideas! spider:

My FIL made a speech.It was so boring that even he got fed up with it and sat down half way through! eeek:
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Re: Mrs TG or not Mrs TG
« Reply #84 on: May 08, 2008, 09:09:10 AM »
He really did! And it was boring.I hadn't written a speech so I improvised. Apparently it was quite amusing, especially my impersonation of Mrs Nick (to be) trying to surprise herself in a mirror ;D
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Re: Mrs TG or not Mrs TG
« Reply #85 on: May 08, 2008, 09:12:11 AM »
Quote from: Nick on May 08, 2008, 09:09:10 AM
He really did! And it was boring.I hadn't written a speech so I improvised. Apparently it was quite amusing, especially my impersonation of Mrs Nick (to be) trying to surprise herself in a mirror ;D
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Re: Mrs TG or not Mrs TG
« Reply #86 on: May 08, 2008, 09:15:19 AM »
I was dragged round the shops one day to help choose her wedding outfit. That diagram about female shopping that someone posted recently eapplies. We ended up in Sloane Street. I was so pissed off that I went outside the shop and stopped a Sloaney Lady passer by and asked her to arbitrate.

To my amazement she produced a packet of pins from her wicker basket, got down on her knees and began making alterations. eeek:

I left!
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Re: Mrs TG or not Mrs TG
« Reply #87 on: May 08, 2008, 09:17:28 AM »
Quote from: Nick on May 08, 2008, 09:15:19 AM
I was dragged round the shops one day to help choose her wedding outfit. That diagram about female shopping that someone posted recently eapplies. We ended up in Sloane Street. I was so pissed off that I went outside the shop and stopped a Sloaney Lady passer by and asked her to arbitrate.

To my amazement she produced a packet of pins from her wicker basket, got down on her knees and began making alterations. eeek:

I left!
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Re: Mrs TG or not Mrs TG
« Reply #88 on: May 08, 2008, 09:19:07 AM »
Have I mentioned the incident with the Registrar and my going to the Post Office to try to get a marriage licence. HOw was I to know?
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Re: Mrs TG or not Mrs TG
« Reply #89 on: May 08, 2008, 09:25:16 AM »
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