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Re: Mrs TG or not Mrs TG
« Reply #90 on: May 08, 2008, 09:27:27 AM »
I had queued up for so long that I bought some stamps! redface:
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Re: Mrs TG or not Mrs TG
« Reply #91 on: May 08, 2008, 09:28:04 AM »
Quote from: Nick on May 08, 2008, 09:19:07 AM
Have I mentioned the incident with the Registrar and my going to the Post Office to try to get a marriage licence. HOw was I to know?
Yes.  ::)
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Re: Mrs TG or not Mrs TG
« Reply #92 on: May 08, 2008, 09:28:47 AM »
I am sure you must have some amusing tales spider:

Share them. Make them public!
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Re: Mrs TG or not Mrs TG
« Reply #93 on: May 08, 2008, 09:29:58 AM »
Quote from: Barman on May 08, 2008, 09:28:04 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 08, 2008, 09:19:07 AM
Have I mentioned the incident with the Registrar and my going to the Post Office to try to get a marriage licence. HOw was I to know?
Yes.  ::)

To be fair Nick could make up any story involving himself and some kind of cock up and we'd believe it.  whistle:
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Re: Mrs TG or not Mrs TG
« Reply #94 on: May 08, 2008, 09:31:31 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 08, 2008, 09:29:58 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 08, 2008, 09:28:04 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 08, 2008, 09:19:07 AM
Have I mentioned the incident with the Registrar and my going to the Post Office to try to get a marriage licence. HOw was I to know?
Yes.  ::)

To be fair Nick could make up any story involving himself and some kind of cock up and we'd believe it.  whistle:

Unfortunately he doesn't have to make them up! In Nick world life is stranger than fiction.
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Re: Mrs TG or not Mrs TG
« Reply #95 on: May 08, 2008, 09:33:30 AM »
Mrs Nick and I only got married because of an argument!
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Re: Mrs TG or not Mrs TG
« Reply #96 on: May 08, 2008, 09:34:40 AM »
Much does that revelation explain  eeek:
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Re: Mrs TG or not Mrs TG
« Reply #97 on: May 08, 2008, 09:36:31 AM »
"If I ever marry you, you bastard, it will have to be in a Catholic church"
"OK"

We were by that pub by the river in Barnes (WHite Hart?) and had to go in for a Scotch!

Scene of the crime:



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Re: Mrs TG or not Mrs TG
« Reply #98 on: May 08, 2008, 09:40:15 AM »
Quote from: Nick on May 08, 2008, 09:33:30 AM
Mrs Nick and I only got married because of an argument!


Funny that ~ same with me and Mrs S#1  eeek:

"You don't really want to get married do you AND I am having second thoughts". This raged for two days at the end of which we cancelled the planned "big" wedding, sped to the Registry Office in Swindon and did the deed. Just us and two witnesses present .... all parents on both sides highly miffed when we 'phoned to tell them the wedding was off because we had already done it.
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Re: Mrs TG or not Mrs TG
« Reply #99 on: May 08, 2008, 10:08:45 AM »
My Mum and Dad got married because they had booked a holiday before they split up and couldn't decide who should have it.
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Re: Mrs TG or not Mrs TG
« Reply #100 on: May 08, 2008, 10:09:27 AM »
 noooo:

I fear there is a pattern developing.
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Re: Mrs TG or not Mrs TG
« Reply #101 on: May 08, 2008, 10:10:29 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on May 08, 2008, 10:08:45 AM
My Mum and Dad got married because they had booked a holiday before they split up and couldn't decide who should have it.
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Am I the only one struggling with this?
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Re: Mrs TG or not Mrs TG
« Reply #102 on: May 08, 2008, 10:14:07 AM »
Seems normal to me!
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Re: Mrs TG or not Mrs TG
« Reply #103 on: May 08, 2008, 10:15:48 AM »
They were together. They booked a holiday. They then split up. Months later they then met up to discuss who should have the holdiday. Mum and new bloke or Dad and new girlfriend. Dad apparently said sod it. Lets get married and use the holdiay as a honeymoon. They got married two days later.
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Re: Mrs TG or not Mrs TG
« Reply #104 on: May 08, 2008, 10:17:01 AM »
Quote from: Barman on May 08, 2008, 10:10:29 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on May 08, 2008, 10:08:45 AM
My Mum and Dad got married because they had booked a holiday before they split up and couldn't decide who should have it.
rubschin:

Am I the only one struggling with this?

Makes more sense than many of the reasons for marriage I have heard down the years.
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