Mrs TG or not Mrs TG

[Barman]

They were together. They booked a holiday. They then split up. Months later they then met up to discuss who should have the holdiday. Mum and new bloke or Dad and new girlfriend. Dad apparently said sod it. Lets get married and use the holdiay as a honeymoon. They got married two days later.

OIC

[Nick]

But did the dumped GF and BF go off together too?

This is like Barbara Cartland (I imagine)

[Bar Wench]

I don't think so. My Dad was living with his girlfriend at the time and told her over the phone. He went back to pick up his stuff and she'd chucked it all out of the window. He also didn't hhave a copy of his divorce papers either. When he went to pick them up and they told him it would be a week for copies to be made he just grabbed them off the clerk and ran off.

[Nick]

Divorce? Cohabitation? Theft? SHotgun weddings?

It all happens in Wenchworld.

How is Mr Wench #17?

[Bar Wench]

I refuse to answer on the grounds that your signature offends me! <nose in air, stalks off>

[Darwins Selection]

My Dad was living with his girlfriend at the time and told her over the phone.

Hi BB. YR Dmpd

[Bar Wench]

Knowing my Dad it probably was that short and brutal. 

[Nick]

 

Hobbes or Anne Summers?

[Nick]

Will this never end?

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[Darwins Selection]

Will this never end?

tailgunner  02:14:58 PM Viewing tailgunner's profile.

They aren't allowed mirrors in the house for some reason. 

[Bar Wench]

The mirror crack'd?

[The Moan Ranger]

Cheam is an extremely nice place Nicholas and I would thank you to change/remove your signature   

[Darwins Selection]

Cheam is an extremely nice place Nicholas and I would thank you to change/remove your signature   

It is inside the M25, hence full of dusky, drug-dealing foreigners, harlots and cocaine-sniffing Porsche drivers. 

[Bar Wench]

OI! 

[Snoopy]

Yes? Wasn't me