weddings...

[Just One More]

Absolutely. We would of all had it done by now

[Nick]

"have" 

[Just One More]

"have" 

You may as well copy it ready for next time Nick. I have always had trouble with "have" and "of". Other than that I'm damn near perfect in every way 

[Snoopy]

My good lady spent 6 months beating that out of the brain of a local lad in order to get him a Grade C GCSE English.

[Nick]

"have" 

You may as well copy it ready for next time Nick. I have always had trouble with "have" and "of". Other than that I'm damn near perfect in every way 

Put "it" in the middle and you are almost there

It may be accent related, but still gets us pedants up in arms

[Snoopy]

JOM is not Welsh but the offender here was 

The problem seems to be with the difference between spoken and received English. Mind the student compounded the felony by writing "Wooden Of" when Mrs S wanted him to write "Would not have". She has the patience etc.....

[Barman]

No! 

[Snoopy]

Anyway ..... To get back this speech writing stuff:

Ladies, Gentlemen, Family and Friends. Thank you all for being here to share this day with us.................

[Nick]

Are we off topic yet?

[Nick]

Anyway ..... To get back this speech writing stuff:

Ladies, Gentlemen, Family and Friends. Thank you all for being here to share this day with us.................

which is very expensive so I am glad that LL is paying

[Snoopy]

Anyway ..... To get back this speech writing stuff:

Ladies, Gentlemen, Family and Friends. Thank you all for being here to share this day with us.................

which is very expensive so I am glad that LL is paying

Allbeit with the loose change she loots from my trouser pockets each night.

[Barman]

Hmmmm.... so far so good... 

[Nick]

I trust that you like my new wig

[Barman]

I trust that you like my new wig

[Nick]

LL BOUGHT IT FOR ME AND SPARED EVERY EXPENSE. iT'S RED.

SHUT UP

now I can stop shouting (for a while)