Fired! Gaunt next I hope!

[Nick]

What is a merkin exactly? Is it furry?

[Bar Wench]

Google it.

[Barman]

Because you don't! 

Ah. But I might have PM'd him. 

[Mrs TG]

how you know i am menopausal?? you been pm'ing mr tg! i dont think he be requiring a noose more like some earplugs! right i am off to do chores! so be nice while im away.

[Bar Wench]

Cheating meanie boys!

[Nick]

Google it.

 

Where do they buy them?

[Bar Wench]

Off the internet one imagines.

[Nick]

how you know i am menopausal?? you been pm'ing mr tg! i dont think he be requiring a noose more like some earplugs! right i am off to do chores! so be nice while im away.

We can tell

[Nick]

Off the internet one imagines.

 

[Snoopy]

Google it.

 

Where do they buy them?

Here: http://www.merkinworld.com/

[Mrs TG]

be worried be very worried then! i will be back later.....watch this space.....

[TG]

be worried be very worried then! i will be back later.....watch this space.....

Bring those capital letters with you please. 

[Snoopy]

I especially like this bit from the site;

MERKINWORLD prices:

PURVEYORS OF THE FINEST QUALITY HAND MADE MERKINS + BODY ADORNMENT AT ITS BEST

prices are from £150+pp
inclusive of fitting instructions, adhesive & remover
cheques payable to ARCHIVE
allow 28 days for delivery as each wig is hand made to order

personal designs undertaken please contact to discuss...

[Nick]

Google it.

 

Where do they buy them?

Here: http://www.merkinworld.com/

 

[Barman]

Cheating meanie boys!

Hahahahahahahaha!