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Eeeek
« on: May 07, 2008, 10:11:51 AM »
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Breaking the mould and mastering the arts of the salon - Havering College

A teenager from Havering has become a dab hand with French manicures and the perfect blow job after breaking the mould and becoming the first schoolboy to pick up a salon services course at Havering College.
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Re: Eeeek
« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2008, 10:18:38 AM »
Quote from: Nick on May 07, 2008, 10:11:51 AM
From a press release

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Breaking the mould and mastering the arts of the salon - Havering College

A teenager from Havering has become a dab hand with French manicures and the perfect blow job after breaking the mould and becoming the first schoolboy to pick up a salon services course at Havering College.
  noooo:



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His proud parents...  noooo:
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Re: Eeeek
« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2008, 11:15:55 AM »
I expect his Parents may have something to say tho'. point:
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« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2008, 11:24:18 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on May 07, 2008, 11:15:55 AM
I expect his Parents may have something to say tho'. point:
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Re: Eeeek
« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2008, 05:43:26 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 07, 2008, 10:11:51 AM
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Breaking the mould and mastering the arts of the salon - Havering College
A teenager from Havering has become a dab hand with French manicures and the perfect blow job after breaking the mould and becoming the first schoolboy to pick up a salon services course at Havering College.
  noooo:

Define perfect...  rubschin:
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Re: Eeeek
« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2008, 06:29:25 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on May 07, 2008, 05:43:26 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 07, 2008, 10:11:51 AM
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Breaking the mould and mastering the arts of the salon - Havering College
A teenager from Havering has become a dab hand with French manicures and the perfect blow job after breaking the mould and becoming the first schoolboy to pick up a salon services course at Havering College.
  noooo:

Define perfect...  rubschin:
Me!  cloud9:
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Re: Eeeek
« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2008, 06:31:48 PM »
Quote from: Barman on May 07, 2008, 06:29:25 PM
Quote from: Pastis on May 07, 2008, 05:43:26 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 07, 2008, 10:11:51 AM
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Breaking the mould and mastering the arts of the salon - Havering College
A teenager from Havering has become a dab hand with French manicures and the perfect blow job after breaking the mould and becoming the first schoolboy to pick up a salon services course at Havering College.
  noooo:

Define perfect...  rubschin:
Me!  cloud9:

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Re: Eeeek
« Reply #7 on: May 07, 2008, 06:50:49 PM »
This started low and has somehow managed to go downhill! rubschin:
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Re: Eeeek
« Reply #8 on: May 07, 2008, 06:54:32 PM »
Some achievement ~ even for us  whistle:
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Re: Eeeek
« Reply #9 on: May 08, 2008, 06:11:53 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on May 07, 2008, 06:31:48 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 07, 2008, 06:29:25 PM
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Breaking the mould and mastering the arts of the salon - Havering College
A teenager from Havering has become a dab hand with French manicures and the perfect blow job after breaking the mould and becoming the first schoolboy to pick up a salon services course at Havering College.
  noooo:

Define perfect...  rubschin:
Me!  cloud9:

  happy001
Would you settle for practically perfect in every way?*  whistle:


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Re: Eeeek
« Reply #10 on: May 08, 2008, 08:03:57 AM »
Quote from: Barman on May 07, 2008, 06:29:25 PM
Quote from: Pastis on May 07, 2008, 05:43:26 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 07, 2008, 10:11:51 AM
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Breaking the mould and mastering the arts of the salon - Havering College
A teenager from Havering has become a dab hand with French manicures and the perfect blow job after breaking the mould and becoming the first schoolboy to pick up a salon services course at Havering College.
  noooo:

Define perfect...  rubschin:
Me!  cloud9:

I see, and what colour is the sky on the planet where you live. Obviously perfect has a different meaning there.  I suspect its something along the lines of slaphead....  whistle:
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Re: Eeeek
« Reply #11 on: May 08, 2008, 08:21:11 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 08, 2008, 08:03:57 AM
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Breaking the mould and mastering the arts of the salon - Havering College
A teenager from Havering has become a dab hand with French manicures and the perfect blow job after breaking the mould and becoming the first schoolboy to pick up a salon services course at Havering College.
  noooo:

Define perfect...  rubschin:
Me!  cloud9:

I see, and what colour is the sky on the planet where you live. Obviously perfect has a different meaning there.  I suspect its something along the lines of slaphead....  whistle:
The sky is always blue and my glass half full...  cloud9:
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Re: Eeeek
« Reply #12 on: May 08, 2008, 08:35:45 AM »
Quote from: Barman on May 08, 2008, 06:11:53 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on May 07, 2008, 06:31:48 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 07, 2008, 06:29:25 PM
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Quote from: Nick on May 07, 2008, 10:11:51 AM
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Breaking the mould and mastering the arts of the salon - Havering College
A teenager from Havering has become a dab hand with French manicures and the perfect blow job after breaking the mould and becoming the first schoolboy to pick up a salon services course at Havering College.
  noooo:

Define perfect...  rubschin:
Me!  cloud9:

  happy001
Would you settle for practically perfect in every way?*  whistle:


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How's about "Almost, nearly but not quite perfect in every way" ?
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Re: Eeeek
« Reply #13 on: May 08, 2008, 08:37:30 AM »
I am sure LL would have a view on baldy's precise state of perfection eveilgrin:
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Re: Eeeek
« Reply #14 on: May 08, 2008, 08:38:37 AM »
"Must try harder" I suspect.
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